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OBAMA DECIDES TO BE SMOKEY BEAR AT NEW NATIONAL PARK ON MOON
Joe Biden Wants To Be BooBoo

 

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CONGRESS UNANIMOUSLY BANS THE USE OF NON-ALPHABETIC CHARACTERS IN LEGAL NAMES, SAYS "HIPSTERS, GET A LIFE".

 

[BSAM]

NEW AMENDMENT BANS LIBERALS FROM OVAL OFFICE