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Climate Scientists Indicted for Fraud



FC discovered frozen in blizzard

 

[pspr]

AK Forty Seven Discovered To Be Barack Obama's Out Of Wedlock Retarded Bastard Child

 

[AK Forty Seven]

Attention trolls,stop trying to turn this thread into a flame war thread.

 

[wjk]

Quote from AK Forty Seven:

Attention trolls,stop trying to turn this thread into a flame war thread.

 

[BSAM]

SNOWDEN ELECTED PRESIDENT...PLEDGES SHUT DOWN OF NSA CIA FBI

 

[pspr]

Quote from BSAM:

SNOWDEN ELECTED PRESIDENT...PLEDGES SHUT DOWN OF NSA CIA FBI

And IRS.

 

[wjk]

Numerous senators and reps unexpectedly tarred and feathered for not reading the bills they voted on.

 

[nutmeg]

Obama wishes everyone would stop trying to talk to him about black history month.

 

[gwb-trading]

The world's top 40 female models announce gwb-trading is the best lover on the face of the earth.



// Oh, wait... this is not the thread for highly improbable headlines.

 

[BSAM]

WORLD'S TOP 40 MEETS BSAM...LEAVES GWB CRYING "PLEASE COME BACK"