Headlines You Would Like To See

[BSAM]

CONGRESS BANNED FROM STEALING FROM SS FUNDS

 

[JamesL]

BIDEN SOLVES VALUE OF PI TO 87TH PLACE

(actually, an Onion Headline)

 

[JamesL]

TEXAS SECEDES (AGAIN)! WHICH STATE NEXT?

 

[BSAM]

DENNIS RODMAN MOVES TO N KOREA

 

[Tsing Tao]

Quote from BSAM:

DENNIS RODMAN MOVES TO N KOREA

...WHERE HE PROPOSES TO THE CLINTONS. BOTH OF THEM.

 

[BSAM]

N KOREA EXPLODES WHILE ATTEMPTING MISSILE LAUNCH

 

[JamesL]

CONGRESS APPROVES FLAT TAX - IRS ABOLISHED

 

[BSAM]

Quote from JamesL:

CONGRESS APPROVES FLAT TAX - IRS ABOLISHED

I'd go with that.

 

[BSAM]

FOX NEWSMAN JAMES ROSEN KICKS HOLDER IN ASS...OBAMA CALLS FOR BEER SUMMIT

 

[Max E.]

ERIC HOLDER FOUND GUILTY OF TREASON SENTENCED TO DEATH BY FIRING SQUAD