Chuck Norris Trading Facts

mark77418 · May 22, 2008

Chuck's dick is so big it can't be measured with a measuring device. The length can only be determined with trigonometric equations.

nutmeg · May 22, 2008

'In the short run, the market is a voting machine but in the long run it is a washing machine.'

--- Chuck Norris

Mr_Black · May 23, 2008

When Chuck is horny people call this Bull Market....

TraDaToR · May 23, 2008

Chuck Norris was trading at Tuco and got his money back..

( well, not so funny... Hope you will, guys )

TraDaToR · May 23, 2008

One day, I happened to make a profitable trade. Chuck was on the other side. The rest is history : http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=127269

nutmeg · May 23, 2008

Why did Chuck Norris get on his hands and knees?

Someone told him he needed to learn the Greeks.

Beerocracy · May 23, 2008

Chuck Norris borrowed stock from himself, sold it short, and made money on both sides.

JSSPMK · May 23, 2008

New York Mercantile Exchange

Knock-knock

-Who is there?
-Chuck Norris
-FUCK!!!

nutmeg · May 24, 2008

One time I was with Chuck Norris in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer.

Chuck Norris goes up to the deer and says, 'SCT rocks the big one - SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'SCT rocks the big one' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"

oraclewizard77 · May 24, 2008

Chuck Norris trades naked options. Why?

Because who is going to give him a margin call?