Chuck Norris Trading Facts

[MandelbrotSet]

Chuck Norris doesn't manage risk.

He is the RISK, and everyone else tries to manage themselves around him.

 

[Mr_Black]

Chuck uses Ross Hooks to pick up hookers

 

[Mr_Black]

Chuck can move price price cant move Chuck

 

[nutmeg]

Chuck Norris played the skin flute in the Bollinger Band.

 

[Aboushi]

Chuck Norris cuts interests rates just by looking at them

 

[Aboushi]

Global warming is a hoax, Chuck Norris makes it rain to water his plants, and stops it when ever he wants.

 

[tommymoose]

Fed day volatility is caused by Chuck Norris violently shaking his trading monitor.

 

[tommymoose]

The denominator in the RSI calculation IS Chuck Norris

 

[nutmeg]

Chuck Norris thought a Doji was an Australian dog.

 

[CaptainObvious]

A few years back the lights went dim at the home of Chuck Norris. He shorted Enron the next day. You know the rest.