Chuck Norris Trading Facts

[TheWilling]

Chuck is going to make the price of oil $50 tomorrow.

And is going to reduce all food costs by 70%.

And is going to replace Bush, and Schwartzneger is taking Cheney's place.

 

[SCI new york]

Chuck Norris is traded on the nasdaq under the symbol PAIN.
No one can trade it except for Chuck Himself.

 

[Banff01]

There are no back swan events in the markets. It's just Chuck Norris kicking your ass on the other side of your trades.

 

[flytiger]

Yep. You guessed it.

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She wanted to learn about "spreads", Norris - style.

 

[flytiger]

Reads from notes handwritten by Chuck Norris.

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[flytiger]

In hiding since making bad "Walker! Texas Ranger" joke at a Bright Boot Camp.

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[flytiger]

Chuck Norris is the best performing money manager of all asset classes of all time frames of all time.

All lists you see are those who came closest.

 

[flytiger]

Chuck has a stamp collection that dwarfs Bill Gross'. Chuck uses his as concurrent postage (that means, he sticks them on envelopes, and mails them) because he's Chuck, and he just doesn't give a fuck.

Chuck will never be on a US stamp, because you have to die first.

Chuck turned down a seat on the CBOE. First, he doesn't sit - he stands. Second, he doesn't 'exchange'. He takes.

 

[Banff01]

On Monday, October 19, 1987 Chuck Norris decided it was time to sell some of his stocks.

 

[Nanook]

Chuck Norris mentored all the great financiers: Buffett, Soros, Schwarzman, Kravis & Roberts, Tudor Jones, Sykes... (well, even Norris isn't perfect).