Everything is simple to christians, God made the universe in 6 days then rested the 7th, the devil was a wayward angel who got kicked out of heaven but lives on for thousands of years and everything you do, God records it in a book and on Judgement day you'll need to confront the 'beak' where, unless you accepted the message from a slippery slimey snakeoil evangelist salesman, you're fucked for a gazillion years living in pain. Christians celebrate that!
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