(Man others know as "Mr. Speech Police" lined up in ticket counter at the airport.)---
Ticket Agent: Yes sir, may I help you?
Mr. Speech Police: Yeah, give me a ticket to North Korea.
Ticket Agent: North Korea, sir?
Mr. Speech Police: Yeah, dammit, you heard me right;
North Korea.
Ticket Agent: (Now realizing he's dealing with someone who is extremely distraught about something.) Yes sir. Right away, sir. Will that be oneway or roundtrip?
Mr. Speech Police:
Oneway dammit. And hurry up about it.
Ticket Agent: (Cough).....Excuse me sir, but have I upset you in some way? You seem to be upset about something.
Mr. Speech Police: Oh, uh.....Ah, sorry, it's not you. It's something that's been happening on the internet.
Ticket Agent: The internet?
Mr. Speech Police: Yeah, it's that damn Baron at elitetrader.com. I disagree with how he lets people post on his
message board.
Ticket Agent: Well, sir, if I were you, I would
certainly ask for a refund from this elitetrader.com.
Mr. Speech Police: Yeah, well, uh.....(cough).....it's a fr.. pub... for..
Ticket Agent: Excuse me, sir?
Mr. Speech Police: Can't you hear dammit?? I said it's a
free public forum!
Ticket Agent: (Looking down/in a low tone)---Oh, uh.....I.....uh..... I see. Well, here's your ticket.
Mr. Speech Police: Yeah, thanks a lot buddy. I'm going somewhere so I don't have to put up with this nonsense anymore. I want to go some place where there are lots of people who think like me. Bye!
.....Uh, just a second.....You know where I'm going, they think like I think. There's only one "party" there. But, I'm kinda curious.....You a Democrat or a Republican?
Ticket Agent: Neither.
MR. Speech Police: You trying to be smart?
Ticket Agent: No, sir. I'm a Libertarian.
Mr. Speech Police: Why you s.o.b.!! I
know I won't have to deal with the likes of you where I'm headed to!!