Arthur Deco Mentors ET Noobs

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Arthur Deco,

Do you consider me a newbie, intermediate, or expert trader???
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By posting lovesick odes on Nitro's moony "Get Attached" thread, I think you have answered your own question.
 
Art? May I call you Art? Call me Wally, my friends on the faculty here at VMI do, why I have no clue. Why can't I make consistent money trading? Nothing I try seems to work. Help out a one-armed veteran, will ya, pal? Your friend in Christ.
 
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Art? May I call you Art? Call me Wally, my friends on the faculty here at VMI do, why I have no clue. Why can't I make consistent money trading? Nothing I try seems to work. Help out a one-armed veteran, will ya, pal? Your friend in Christ.
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Tough break. I heard it was from friendly fire, too. That's got to be a bitch. Answer me this. Do you suffer from any of these faults?

Late? Overweight? Sullen? Enervated? Recalcitrant?

If yes to all five, then concatenate the first letter of each word for your answer.
 
I find it necessary to be able to trade Arthur Deco instruments to have dictionary dot com open at all times.

This is about as clever as I can get...but I have chuckled much while reading this thread in which I Tanky for..

ES
 
Quote from ElectricSavant:

I find it necessary to be able to trade Arthur Deco instruments to have dictionary dot com open at all times.

This is about as clever as I can get...but I have chuckled much while reading this thread in which I Tanky for..

ES
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How does Arturo feel about you trading his instrument
 
Quote from ElectricSavant:

uhhh...

I did not mean that...
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Praise the Lord.

That must come as an immense relief to Arturo .... a weight has been lifted in a manner of speaking.
 
Hey, Art, ol' buddy! When ya gonna pay me for the 80 hours it took me to hack out that "deadband" code you just gave away for nuthin'? It ain't my fault it took me 79 hours to figure out what you meant by an "inverse thermostat!"

Anyway, remember that system idea ya gave me at the same time? Waaaaal, I coded 'er up, but I get three different profit optimizations separated by about five points with nearly equal expectations. WHich one should I trade?
 
Quote from Joe Doaks:

Hey, Art, ol' buddy! When ya gonna pay me for the 80 hours it took me to hack out that "deadband" code you just gave away for nuthin'? It ain't my fault it took me 79 hours to figure out what you meant by an "inverse thermostat!"

Anyway, remember that system idea ya gave me at the same time? Waaaaal, I coded 'er up, but I get three different profit optimizations separated by about five points with nearly equal expectations. WHich one should I trade?
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It is so gratifying at my age to see than some things never change. You are still a terminal dumb fuck.
 
Doc, how's come yew doan lit me clean yar chimbly na mar? That farr jes wernt ma fawtt. Ennyhoo, ah gots me a noo kay-rear! I'se a tradur! Onney prollem is, is 'at ah cain't naford na fast internett. So's I cut inta tha satullight saucer a tha fat leddy inna trayler nex doar. Works gud whin tha ole oak tree ain't a wavin roun lak a madman. But hears ma qusteen. Tha uplode latuncey ain sa gud, lookin' lak a few milly secunds ar therebouts. Kin ah do that faincy noo high freqqency tradin widdat?
 
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