Arthur Deco Mentors ET Noobs

[Arthur Deco]

Quote from pspr:

You guys do know that real men don't wear "jammies" don't you?

It makes all the difference if they are macho camo. And I always accessorize mine with a crotch pistol.

 

[LeeD]

Quote from pspr:

You guys do know that real men don't wear "jammies" don't you?

Especially bunny style?

Quote from Arthur Deco:

It makes all the difference if they are macho camo. And I always accessorize mine with a crotch pistol.

Is this what you had in mind?

 

[Arthur Deco]

There went my ill-advised and ill-conceived thread! I thought noobs would flock (they being feathered, if not yet tarred) to my thread to sop up my trading wisdom like a salt-rising biscuit into cream gravy. My offer still stands. I have been candid. Even given away useful code. And cheerfully answered the questions of all cummers.

 

[jjf]

Quote from Arthur Deco:

There went my ill-advised and ill-conceived thread! I thought noobs would flock (they being feathered, if not yet tarred) to my thread to sop up my trading wisdom like a salt-rising biscuit into cream gravy. My offer still stands. I have been candid. Even given away useful code. And cheerfully answered the questions of all cummers.

But Arturo the masses want the holy grail. They don't want code that they cannot understand.
No more bread please, they want cake and the holy grail.

Please do not desert them now in their hour of need

 

[LeeD]

Quote from Arthur Deco:

There went my ill-advised and ill-conceived thread!

It's too early to judge the results. Among the threads on ET that actually contain any usable trading rules or edges, there is probably one trading idea per 10 pages of banter. So, your thread is doing outstandingly well so far.

Quote from Arthur Deco:

I have been candid. Even given away useful code. And cheerfully answered the questions of all cummers.

From http://www.yourdictionary.com/cummer:

cum·mer (kum′ər)
1. a godmother
2. a woman companion
3. a woman or girl

 

[Arthur Deco]

Quote from LeeD:

It's too early to judge the results. Among the threads on ET that actually contain any usable trading rules or edges, there is probably one trading idea per 10 pages of banter. So, your thread is doing outstandingly well so far.

From http://www.yourdictionary.com/cummer:

Why, thank you for your kindness. And I am mighty embarrassed that the word I thought I was inventing already existed. I must go look up its etiology. Or is than entomology? Etymology? I never can remember.

 

[Arthur Deco]

Quote from Arthur Deco:

Why, thank you for your kindness. And I am mighty embarrassed that the word I thought I was inventing already existed. I must go look up its etiology. Or is than entomology? Etymology? I never can remember.

So that would make a cummerbund the sacrifice hitter on a girls' softball team? Or a granny who trades Deutsch bonds?

 

[LeeD]

Quote from LeeD:

From http://www.yourdictionary.com/cummer:

cum·mer (kum′ər)
1. a godmother
2. a woman companion
3. a woman or girl

Quote from Arthur Deco:

So that would make a cummerbund the sacrifice hitter on a girls' softball team? Or a granny who trades Deutsch bonds?

From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bund:

Bund is the German language and Yiddish word for Federation or Union

So, cummerbund indeed could be a grandma federation, or a girls' softball team as long as the girls are unionized. I am not sure where a sacrificial ritual comes into play; maybe I am missing a thing or two regarding softball tactics.

Also

Bund when pronounced "boond", also means 'rear end' or butt in Urdu/Punjabi.

 

[Arthur Deco]

Quote from LeeD:

Quote from Arthur Deco:

So that would make a cummerbund the sacrifice hitter on a girls' softball team? Or a granny who trades Deutsch bonds? [/QUOTE]From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bund:So, cummerbund indeed could be a grandma federation, or a girls' softball team as long as the girls are unionized. I am not sure where a sacrificial ritual comes into play; maybe I am missing a thing or two regarding softball tactics.

Also [/QUOTE]

Bund was a bad play on the baseball term bunt.

Where are the noob questions? Good thing I worked off my frustrations last night with my new Glock 17.

 

[Wayne Gibbous]

Well you certainly are a cunning linguist, Arty.