Quote from Wayne Gibbous:
Well you certainly are a cunning linguist, Arty.
And I'll bet you know the difference between a girls' gymnastics team and a beauty pageant: a cunning bunch of stunts and and a stuniing bunch of...
OK. I give up. You are forcing me to do it. Bring on my sock-puppets for a phony dialogue. In Plato's time it was considered an art form.