saw this in an email, very funny....
Washington, D.C.
The Associated Press
Congress today announced that the office ofPresident of the United
States of America will be outsourced to India as of March 1,2011.
The move is being made in order to save the Presidentâs$500,000 yearly salary, and also a record $750 billion in deficit expenditures and related overhead that his office has incurred duringthe last 3 months.
It is anticipated that $7 trillion can be saved to the end of thePresidentâs term. âWe believe this is a wise financial move. The cost savings are huge,â stated Congressman Thomas Reynolds (R-WA).âWe cannot remain competitive on
the world stage with the currentlevel of cash outlay,â Reynolds noted.
Mr. Obama was informed byemail this morning of his termination. Preparations for the job move have been underway for some time. Gurvinder Singh, a teletechnician for Indus Teleservices,Mumbai, India will assume the
office of President as of March 1,2011. Mr. Singh was born in theUnited States while his Indian parents were vacationing at NiagaraFalls, NY. Thus making him eligible for the position. He will receivea salary of $320 (USD) a month,but no health coverage or otherbenefits.It is believed that Mr. Singh will be able to handle his job responsibilities without a supportstaff. Due to the time difference between the US And India, he will be working primarily at night.
âWorking nights will allow meto keep my day job at the DellComputer call center,â stated Mr.Singh in an exclusive interview. I am excited about this position. Ialways hoped I would be President.âA Congressional spokesperson noted that while Mr. Singh may notbe fully aware of all the issues involved in the office of President,this should not be a problem as President Obama had never been familiar with the issues either.Mr. Singh will rely upon a script tree that will enable him to respond effectively to most topics of concern. Using these canned responses, he can address common concerns without having to understand the underlying issue at all.âWe know these scripting tools work,â stated the spokesperson.â President Obama has used them successfully for years, with the result that some people actually thought he knew what he was talking about
.âObama will receive health coverage,expenses, and salary until his final day of employment. Following a two-week waiting period, he will be eligible for $140 a week unemployment for 26 weeks. Unfortunately he will not be eligible for Medicaid, as his unemployment benefits will exceed the allowed amount. Mr.Obama has been provided with the outplacement services o fManpower, Inc. to help him write a resume and prepare for his upcoming job transition. According to Manpower, Mr. Obama may have difficulties in securing a new position due to a lack of any successful work experience during his lifetime.A greeter position at WalMart was suggested due to Obamaâs extensive experience at shaking hands, as well as his special smile.