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Another Great Oldie A very loud Texan Engineer was visiting Australia, and talking big about all of the large civil works in the USA that he was involved in. To be polite his Australian counterpart took him on a tour of some of Sydney’s larger constructions. First he took him to...

Sweet Old Husband While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table. And, she didn't miss them until...

Meeting The Health Care Challenge :) :) :)

One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, demand, criticize or complain. But it was a long time ago & it was just that one day... :) :) :)

Wonderful English From Around the World * In a Bangkok temple: IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN. * Cocktail lounge , Norway : LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. * Doctors office, Rome : SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES...

The Wedding Entrance http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-94JhLEiN0&feature=email :) :) :)

Speaking Of Notes: Bach Duo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNLjKIGbN_4 :) :) :)

LOL! Good one :)

J'aime Les Francais - Trois! Q. Why did the French agree to build the channel tunnel? A. To make it easier to escape to England when the Germans come again. Q. What's green, cold, slimey and croaks? A. A Frenchman Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France...

J'aime Les Francais - Deux! Q. How many frenchman does it take to gaurd Paris? A. Nobody knows, its never been tried before What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The Army. Why do frenchmen always wear yellow ties? A. to match their teeth Whats the best...

J'aime Les Francais - Un! Q: Did you know the toothbrush was invented by the French? A: Well, if it had been invented by anyone else it would have been called the Teethbrush. Q: Why don't the French Barbeque? A: The snails keep slipping between the grills. Q: How do you get a...

Tradition, Cont'd :) :) :)

Funny Clips Starring Mr Bean http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4cmrMJul1g http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T403eJoOcE&NR=1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCGeCndccQ4&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVltt7pqHEc&feature=related...

On Health Care The American Medical Association has just weighed in on the new Health Care Initiatives from the Obama Administration... The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about...

And remember, when he's reading a teleprompter, these are not even his own lies he's dishing out, it's a double duplicity sort of thing... :)

The Wordplay Winners DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: ...

The Potato Sisters The Ross Sisters were popular in 1944. Their act gets better as it progresses and they finish singing. You will be amazed at how the sisters exit the stage at the end of their performance. Overall, kind of weird, but incredible nevertheless. The sisters mysteriously...

You managed to pack at least 8 different Greek words here... that's good! :) But, now that we've explained it to death, let's make it real: When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'. Police were called to a daycare station where a three-year-old was resisting...

A Human Horse An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy didn't move. Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster...

Speaking Of Politics... Then there's the other true report: On the Senate floor, Senator 1 yells hysterically, waving his fist towards his estimed colleague: "SHUT UP YOU... YOU... YOU ARE A DISHONEST CHEAT AND A LIAR, LIAR, LIAR!!!" Senator 2 responds: "YES, BUT HEAR ME OUT!!!" :)...