Wow, amazing post! I can't help but be swayed by your convincing logic.Quote from 1000:
So if it is zero sum, why is it not "not zero sum"
If it is zero sum then it is not "not zero sum" which may not be true.
i.e. all long contracts - all short contracts <>0
may not be exclusive because of price distortion.
What happened to your winter wheat (you need to insure it), and was that spelling error around page 50 deliberately implying buying puts on MSFT, or just buying volatility calls?
May I ask, how far above the legal limit were you intoxicated when you posted this? I'm guessing by a factor of at least 4.