Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. 
(yeah, I know, I'm laughing at my owns quotes) 
(yeah, I know, I'm laughing at my owns quotes) 
You have to think like Mr. Burns (of the Simpsons) if you don't want to lose money
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[@6am the {yawn} start of another trading day]:
"Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer."
"Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer."
haha, that is a good one
(Burns attempts to remove Homer's brain on a Halloween episode).
Burns: "I need something to remove his brain, Smithers pass me that ice cream scoop over there."
Smithers: "Uh...an ICE CREAM scoop sir??"
Burns: "Good god Smithers, this ISN'T rocket science....its brain surgery!"
Burns: "I need something to remove his brain, Smithers pass me that ice cream scoop over there."
Smithers: "Uh...an ICE CREAM scoop sir??"
Burns: "Good god Smithers, this ISN'T rocket science....its brain surgery!"
"Bah! The hell with it!" 
http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/
...no time to talk now, the computer's starting!
http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/
...no time to talk now, the computer's starting!
Trent: [walking up] The man knows what he likes.
Homer: Just taking care of business.
Trent: If you don't, who will, huh? Trent Steele.
Homer: Homer Si ... uh, Max Power.
Trent: Oh, hey! Great name!
Homer: Yeah, isn't it? I got it off a hair dryer.
Trent: [laughs] I like a man who can poke fun at himself. [looks at his watch] Ooh, hey, my one o'clock cancelled. Eh, you had any lunch?
Homer: Yeah, but I usually have three or four.
Trent: So where to eat? You like Thai?
Homer: Tie good. You like shirt?
Homer: Just taking care of business.
Trent: If you don't, who will, huh? Trent Steele.
Homer: Homer Si ... uh, Max Power.
Trent: Oh, hey! Great name!
Homer: Yeah, isn't it? I got it off a hair dryer.
Trent: [laughs] I like a man who can poke fun at himself. [looks at his watch] Ooh, hey, my one o'clock cancelled. Eh, you had any lunch?
Homer: Yeah, but I usually have three or four.
Trent: So where to eat? You like Thai?
Homer: Tie good. You like shirt?