You have to think like Mr. Burns (of the Simpsons) if you don't want to lose money

Moe: Homer, you know your money is no good here--Hey wait, this is *real* money!

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Disco Stu: Did you know that disco record sales were up 400% for the year ending 1976? If these trends continue… A-y-y-y!
(puts his feet up on his desk wearing see-through platform shoes with water and fish inside)
Homer: Uh, your fish are dead.
Disco Stu: Yeah, I know. I… can't get them out of there.

Hey they're finance related :)
 
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