You have to think like Mr. Burns (of the Simpsons) if you don't want to lose money

Homer: "Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs."

Homer: "Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?"

Homer: "Marge, you being a cop makes YOU the man! Which makes ME the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing."
 
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to LISA, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?

Marge: Lisa, please pass your father the syrup.

Lisa: Bart, tell DAD I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.

Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?

Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.

Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.

Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.

Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.

Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.

Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.

Homer: Bart, go to your room!
 
Thats part of the game, nothing wrong. As similar to 9 out of 10 stocks that had soared are faded.

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I thought this was ET but must be Comedy Central.

9 out of 10 posts are a joke.
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