I tell you what, how about you, me, and Martinghoul meet at the Grassy Knoll in Dallas next Tuesday, Dec 5th. It turns out that the Grassy Knoll is exactly .5 miles from the Dallas Fed as the crow flies, and Dec 5th is exactly 50 years from when Kennedy was assassinated, going by the Muslim calendar. Which is appropriate since he was killed by the Muslims, from Dearborn where they've got Sharia law going on. The ring leaders were Hussein Obama's father, also a muslim and of course Ted Cruz's father, a well-known Chicago socialist who happens to also be Ken Griffin's godfather. What are the chances of all that lining up if it wasn't true?
Once we get there, Martinghol, who it turns out is old as fuck, can explain to you how he's the stagehand reflected in Gene Cernan's visor in the Apollo 16 hoax moon landing. I'll explain how even the most experienced pilot couldn't hit a 1,500' by 1,500' foot structure like the Pentagon, and that pilots only manage to routinely hit the 150' wide touchdown zone at nearby Reagan Airport using secret technology that actually flies the plane itself that the Wright brothers obtained from an alien they called "the devil". Not for nothing the area where they found the alien is still under government control and called "Kill Devil Hills".
Finally, you can explain to us how the fed board members only answer to the primary dealers. Which sounds pretty far fetched to me, but sometimes you've gotta open your mind to really understand the conspiracies going on all around us, so I look forward to your explanation. See you there?