Woman wants $5k to get married.

Whats the old joke.... Personal want ad "Looking for a good woman with a bass boat, please send picture of boat."
 
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What, no bids yet?
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Who would. It's a win for her and a lose for the winner.

Besides. Where is NYS? Does she mean NYC? And she has worded her disclaimer backwards. She's not too bright. She probably won't want to live in the garage either. :D
 
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:D :D

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Who would. It's a win for her and a lose for the winner.

Besides. Where is NYS? Does she mean NYC? And she has worded her disclaimer backwards. She's not too bright. She probably won't want to live in the garage either. :D
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State of New York . . ? . ? . ? . . :) .
 
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Whats the old joke.... Personal want ad "Looking for a good woman with a bass boat, please send picture of boat."
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I met my wife on a park bench (Aqualung*, anybody?). She had a damned cute Husky puppy and a cooler full of Tanqueray and tonic. Is there any wonder why I married her? (Bass boat would have worked, too.)

*("Sitting on a park bench
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
Snot is running down his(my) nose
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes
Aqualung..." -- Jethro Tull

That was me! :D )
 
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