Woman wants $5k to get married.

[Scataphagos]

Quote from pspr:

"... It's a win for her and a lose for the winner.

So... she'll marry you ONLY if you win the auction and pay her at least $5,000.

Soon after the marriage comes the divorce... and she gets half of your stuff (+ the $5,000, minimum, of course.)

Oh, HELL YES... THAT'S a bargain.

(Not only that... have you SEEN the bush on a black woman? Like a fargin' Brillo Pad!)

 

[Spike Trader]

Quote from Scataphagos:

I met my wife on a park bench (Aqualung*, anybody?). She had a damned cute Husky puppy and a cooler full of Tanqueray and tonic. Is there any wonder why I married her? (Bass boat would have worked, too.)

*("Sitting on a park bench
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
Snot is running down his(my) nose
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes
Aqualung..." -- Jethro Tull

That was me! )

You poor old sod . .