Quote from FerdinandAlx:
I went camping in Schwarzwald, Gemany this summer and set up camp next to a Colombian-American family. The Pater-Familias was stationed in Bavaria with the U.S. Army. I told his wife that we will be camping for two weeks. She was suprised: they only had a four day leave after her husband came back from Afganistan. But it's okay, they went on a three day trip to Paris last year.
I thought it would be best if I didn't tell her I usually take five vacations a year and three weeks off in the summer. I'll be spending New Years Eve in Stockholm and five days in Marrakech this January.