Today's candidate is Jonathon Tepes Sharkey.
Reasons he will win: This guy has actually filed papers with the FEC.
He claims he is a direct descendant of Vl;ad the Impaler.
John Albert Sharkey was born on April 2, 1966 in Elizabeth, New Jersey to Al and Mary Sharkey. He currently lives in Florida, and has officially put his hat into the ring for President of The United States of America.
Military Career:
United States Army
Civilian Career:
American Wrestler, known as âThe Impalerâ
Wrestling Instructor who trained Dwayne âThe Rockâ Johnson
Religious Beliefs:
Satanist who âturned against Godâ
Vampire who claims to actually drink blood twice a week
Jonathon Sharkey comes from a Catholic family, and says though he hates âGod the Fatherâ he has no problem with Jesus. Mr. Sharkey stated in his 2006 run for governor in Minnesota he stated that he respects all religions.
Political Affiliations:
Republican
Vampires, Witches and Pagans Party
Previously served served on the Hillsborough County, Florida Republican Partyâs Executive Committee
Political Candidacies:
Jonathon Sharkey has run in more than one state-level and nations elections. He is a perennial candidate, meaning his numerous bids for various offices have resulted in no victories.
Due to his somewhat strange public persona he has attracted a large amount of media coverage. He has also had more than one run-ins with the police.
In 2006 he ran for Governor of the State of Minnesota
The 2012 Presidential Race makes it Mr. Sharkeyâs 3rd attempt for the office. He ran in both the 2004 and the 2008 election.
Political Stance:
In the unlikely event that Jonathon Sharkey were to be elected President we would have no concern with the closure of Guantanamo Bay.
He believes, âCertain criminals, instead of being put in jail, they should be brutally tortured and impaledâ¦.Upon them being found guilty of their crimes Iâll beat them, torture them, dismember them and decapitate them. â
We most certainly would be able to cut the Federal and Statesâ budgets with this policy in place! I am quite sure he would work quickly to streamline the endless waste of tax-payers money by making quick work of the criminals who have been on death row for decades.
Political Criticisms:
A fellow committee member on the Hillsborough County, Florida Republican Partyâs Executive Committee stated that Jonathon Sharkey believes in the values of the Republican Party, but says he needs to focus on the issues, not his âextreme behaviorsâ.
Legal Trouble:
The Unites States Secret Service investigated Mr. Starkey after he threatened to âimpaleâ President George W. Bush.
Mr. Sharkey went to jail in Tennessee for threatening a judge in Indiana. Weapons were confiscated from his property upon his arrest.
He currently has a restraining order filed against him by the family of a 16-year-old Minnesota girl, stating that Sharkey âbrainwashedâ the girl. He has also admitted to the online harassment of another 16-year-old girl.
Mr. Sharkey appears to have quite a few chinks in his armor that may cause him great difficulty in actually securing the Republican nomination for the 2012 Presidential election. I guess only time will tell if history will repeat itself, or if Mr. Sharkeyâs luck will change.
http://conservativedailynews.com/2011/05/jonathon-sharkey-2012-presidential-candidate-profile/
