Quote from William Rennick:
Here it is , Rennicks Top 5 ET Wisest, Most Scholarly Traders of All Time.
5) Coming in at #5 , a young man who sneaks on his moms computer and risks being grounded and having his weekly allowence taken away just so he can share his Market Wisdom, it's VOLENTE (the crowd goes wild with applause)
4) Moving up to #4, an interesting young chap who through his posts on ET is setting out to revolutionize the way we view the inverted yield curve it's PENTELO (thunderous applause)
3) Busting into the top 3, a legendary mentor to all on ET, (a legend in his own mind) I give you Steve Tardvek who at the young age of 26 pocesses Market wisdom of someone half his age (that would be 13) ( polite smattering of applause)
2)Taking the runner-up spot, a man who not only invented the APE Trading system but also looks like one, it's the former construction worker of the village people $$$$MR.MARKET$$$ Unfortunatly $$$MR.MARKET is currently on his 5th banning from ET for spamming his APE SYSTEM and won't be able to accept his award.
(the women, and gays on this site screaming with applause)
1) and the number one most sought after, the Elite of the Elite, a man who was born in the midwest, and Reared in most of the big cities, a Trader who's theme song is "Wipe-out" ladies and gents lets give it up for The Hairdresser!!!! (one guy clapped twice,then the crickets took over)
...Rennick