Dear Friends;
I am sorry that I have not been as responsive to your emails lately. I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue (PIST-AWF). For those of you who do not know what that is; PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious. See below for a statement from the Center for Disease Control (CDC) for more information:
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June, 2015 - Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue to spread. The disease itself affects all the cells of a person's entire body, then goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects. These side effects have been labeled as PIST-AWF. Symptoms include:
* Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing your president pander to Muslim terrorists.
* Uncontrollable heartburn from watching nightly news.
* Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Barack Obama, twice.
* Extreme acid reflux due to frequent vomiting from nightly seeing terrorists murdering innocent people and we do nothing about it.
* Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows the “Rev” Al Sharpton as a legitimate news show host.
If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic War Fatigue, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is expected, and sincerely hoped, that the cure will be available on Tuesday 8 November 2016.

