Who Is To Be Next President?

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Scataphagos

Can't say which I prefer right now... maybe Trump, Rand Paul, Cruz, Rubio, Walker? ANY CANDIDATE WHO WILL STAND UP FOR AMERICA!

DEFINITELY DON'T WANT HILLARY OR SANDERS!!!
 
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Honest Donald Trump on:

Lindsey Graham? The guy’s a fag. You know it and I know it. My fish know it. But who cares? I don’t. But maybe he cares. The guy is gayer than a picnic basket but won’t admit it. That makes him a target for blackmail. Next.

Jeb Bush? He’s the Rachel Dolezal of Mexicans. He wants to be Mexican so bad he mows his lawn 3 times a day. When he passes gas it sounds like La Cucaracha. I agree, he should be president… of Mexico. Next.


John McCain? I think we all know how I feel about this guy. He’s a little guy whose chubby daughter has to stick up for him. I want to make it clear, I do agree McCain was a war hero and that he was tortured. Apparently, they beat the height right out of him. He’s short. He’s a little guy is what I’m saying. I’ll do him a favor and let him stand on my wallet at the debates.

Joe Biden? I won’t make fun of the retarded. It’s a sin.


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Cruz is finished.



Senate GOP Leaders Want To Put Ted Cruz In A Time Out

WASHINGTON -- Senate Republican leaders spent a rare Sunday session scolding Ted Cruz.

The leaders wagged their fingers at the younger senator, accusing him of using his pedestal in the upper chamber to "pursue personal ambitions."

Cruz, a Texas senator who is running for the Republican presidential nomination, drew the ire of his colleagues for claiming the top Republican in the Senate lied to him. He accused Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (Ky.) of going back on a promise he claims McConnell made to him about the contentious Export-Import Bank.

On Friday, McConnell set up an amendment vote to reauthorize the bank, which provides loans to those purchasing American exports. That didn't sit well with Cruz -- a strong opponent of the bank -- who said he could not "believe [McConnell] would tell a flat-out lie."

In an impassioned 12-minute speech, Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-Utah), who serves as pro tempore of the Senate, took to the floor to scold Cruz for his comments about McConnell.

"We are not here on some frolic, or to pursue personal ambitions," Hatch said. "We serve the people, not our own egos."

Hatch didn't stop there, adding Cruz's "misuse of the Senate floor must not be tolerated."
Senate Majority Whip John Cornyn (R), Cruz's senior senator from Texas, also joined in on the scolding. He warned that if senators sided with Cruz to overturn current procedure, the Senate would descend into chaos and not be able to function.


Cruz's fight with McConnell is the second example of Republican infighting in a matter of months. Earlier this year, Sen. Rand Paul (Ky.) stirred up his own tiff with the majority leader over a vote on NSA reforms, sending shockwaves through the party.

The Senate defeated Cruz's motion Sunday afternoon, refusing to allow it a roll call vote.
 
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I am sorry that I have not been as responsive to your emails lately. I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue (PIST-AWF). For those of you who do not know what that is; PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious. See below for a statement from the Center for Disease Control (CDC) for more information:

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June, 2015 - Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue to spread. The disease itself affects all the cells of a person's entire body, then goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects. These side effects have been labeled as PIST-AWF. Symptoms include:

* Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing your president pander to Muslim terrorists.
* Uncontrollable heartburn from watching nightly news.
* Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Barack Obama, twice.
* Extreme acid reflux due to frequent vomiting from nightly seeing terrorists murdering innocent people and we do nothing about it.
* Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows the “Rev” Al Sharpton as a legitimate news show host.

If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic War Fatigue, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is expected, and sincerely hoped, that the cure will be available on Tuesday 8 November 2016.

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Yannis said:
Dear Friends;

I am sorry that I have not been as responsive to your emails lately. I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue (PIST-AWF). For those of you who do not know what that is; PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious. See below for a statement from the Center for Disease Control (CDC) for more information:

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June, 2015 - Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue to spread. The disease itself affects all the cells of a person's entire body, then goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects. These side effects have been labeled as PIST-AWF. Symptoms include:

* Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing your president pander to Muslim terrorists.
* Uncontrollable heartburn from watching nightly news.
* Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Barack Obama, twice.
* Extreme acid reflux due to frequent vomiting from nightly seeing terrorists murdering innocent people and we do nothing about it.
* Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows the “Rev” Al Sharpton as a legitimate news show host.

If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic War Fatigue, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is expected, and sincerely hoped, that the cure will be available on Tuesday 8 November 2016.

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Welcome back, Yannis :)
 
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