The Penis Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a
man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000, they
concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the
man more pleasure during sex.
After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study. After
$250,000.00, and three years of research, they concluded that the reason
was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
Optional777, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted his own study. After two
weeks and a cost of around $75.46, he concluded that it was to keep his hand
from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.
