Who in their right mind would vote for Osama?
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really now.
Innuendo? Look at this threads title carefully.
Logical fallacy? you allude to McCain being better in economic policy than Obama. Are you high on crack? McCain can't even spell E C O N O M Y. You think he has the ability to hire the correct people? that's hilarious. How can he hire anyone if he doesn't have a clue what to hire for?
I've come to the conclusion that the neocon republican 25 percentile have some type of serious congenital mental defect.
I'll provide an example. If satan himself were the republican nominee, and Jesus was the democratic nominee, neocons would still vote for satan.
The 25 percentiles. Something massively wrong in their heads.
You still haven't backed up with anything.
Mac better than Obama in econ? That's just my opinion, not a fallacy. I believe someone with little knowledge in econ would be far superior than a socialist. (remeber, Obama is by far the most liberal senator based on voting record. Fact). If you'd like, I can post a slew of articles about Obama socialism, but I'm sure you have read some yourself. They are everywhere.
Then the rest of your thread is just silly.
BTW, I am not even remotely neocon, I'm an independent who just happens to think Obama in conjunction with a rubber stamp liberal congress would be an absolute disaster for the economy. If we had a really strong economy this would not be such a big deal, but we do not, nor will we for quite some time.
Mac better than Obama in econ? That's just my opinion, not a fallacy. I believe someone with little knowledge in econ would be far superior than a socialist. (remeber, Obama is by far the most liberal senator based on voting record. Fact). If you'd like, I can post a slew of articles about Obama socialism, but I'm sure you have read some yourself. They are everywhere.
Then the rest of your thread is just silly.
BTW, I am not even remotely neocon, I'm an independent who just happens to think Obama in conjunction with a rubber stamp liberal congress would be an absolute disaster for the economy. If we had a really strong economy this would not be such a big deal, but we do not, nor will we for quite some time.
IMAO: Obama Embraces Lazy White Voters
"After Hillary Clinton claimed in a USA Today interview that Obama's "support among working, hard-working Americans, white Americans, is weakening", Senator Obama declared that he was proud be the candidate of choice for "lazy whites across the nation".
Typical white Obama voter.
"Let's face the facts," said Obama, "nobody who actually works for a living is going to vote Democrat, anyway. We wrote those guys off decades ago. If it weren't for indolent crackers, we'd NEVER carry an election. Fortunately, white Americans are just plain lazy. These shiftless honkies run the gamut from limosine liberal trust-funders to unemployed basement-dwelling bloggers, but they all have one thing in common - they hate hard work. That's why the ne'er-do-well whitey vote is swinging my way."
25-year-old professional part-time fried vegetable engineer Blake Lydell said he finds it easy to support Obama. "Work is for suckers. Obama talks a lot about hope & change, but he never actually DOES anything about it. Heck, he won't even bother to vote 'yes' or 'no' as a Senator - which is, like, his WHOLE JOB - and he STILL gets paid every two weeks. Once he becomes President, he'll make it so that even white guys like me will be able to slack off like that without getting fired. He's got MY vote... DAMN! Burned the fries again!"
But even though Obama leads in work-ethicless whites, he must still find a way to overcome Clinton's lead among those who never completed college, leaving the Illinois senator scrambling for the "ignorant & alabaster" voting bloc.
"Now, it IS true," admitted Obama, "that Hillary leads with the stupid white demographic, but with my slick patter and suave, articulate charisma, I expect to be able to sucker these idiots into 'going for the O' come November. I mean, anyone dumb enough to fall for a Nigerian scam e-mail has already proven that they'll fall for unrealistic promises made by a black man, so I've pretty well got this election in the bag.""
"After Hillary Clinton claimed in a USA Today interview that Obama's "support among working, hard-working Americans, white Americans, is weakening", Senator Obama declared that he was proud be the candidate of choice for "lazy whites across the nation".
Typical white Obama voter.
"Let's face the facts," said Obama, "nobody who actually works for a living is going to vote Democrat, anyway. We wrote those guys off decades ago. If it weren't for indolent crackers, we'd NEVER carry an election. Fortunately, white Americans are just plain lazy. These shiftless honkies run the gamut from limosine liberal trust-funders to unemployed basement-dwelling bloggers, but they all have one thing in common - they hate hard work. That's why the ne'er-do-well whitey vote is swinging my way."
25-year-old professional part-time fried vegetable engineer Blake Lydell said he finds it easy to support Obama. "Work is for suckers. Obama talks a lot about hope & change, but he never actually DOES anything about it. Heck, he won't even bother to vote 'yes' or 'no' as a Senator - which is, like, his WHOLE JOB - and he STILL gets paid every two weeks. Once he becomes President, he'll make it so that even white guys like me will be able to slack off like that without getting fired. He's got MY vote... DAMN! Burned the fries again!"
But even though Obama leads in work-ethicless whites, he must still find a way to overcome Clinton's lead among those who never completed college, leaving the Illinois senator scrambling for the "ignorant & alabaster" voting bloc.
"Now, it IS true," admitted Obama, "that Hillary leads with the stupid white demographic, but with my slick patter and suave, articulate charisma, I expect to be able to sucker these idiots into 'going for the O' come November. I mean, anyone dumb enough to fall for a Nigerian scam e-mail has already proven that they'll fall for unrealistic promises made by a black man, so I've pretty well got this election in the bag.""
IMAO: Top Ten Things We'll Miss About Hillary Clinton
"It's pretty much over for Hillary, to the point that if Hillary can somehow grab the Democrat nomination now, I'll vote for her on principle in the general for being the most conniving politician ever and I would love to see unleashed on our enemies. Her presidential bid has been good for introspection, though, as I used to hate her, saw the crazy Bush hate, and then see those same crazies against her. It makes me ask myself whether I was ever like them. Did I ever lose sight that Hillary, despite my disagreements with her, is still just a sincere but flawed human being?
I'm going to miss her, and I'm going to miss her for ten ordered reasons:
TOP TEN THINGS WE'LL MISS ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON
10. That special way our soul aches every time we see her.
9. The way her laugh rid the neighborhood of stray cats.
8. How her smile melts steel.
7. When she said she'd obliterate a country, you knew she meant it.
6. How, despite all the trouble he's caused, she's spared the life of her husband because she still loves him.
5. The way she referred to babies as "fresh souls" as if she were talking about produce.
4. How in her debates with Obama, you could see in her eyes that she was truly plotting to kill him.
3. When she went to YearlyKos, the Kos Kids would scatter and hide under furniture like cockroaches.
2. How she'd fight for universal healthcare despite the fact that you knew in her heart she wouldn't care if we all died.
And the number one thing we'll miss about Hillary Clinton...
It was nice to know there was at least one Democrat out there with balls."
"It's pretty much over for Hillary, to the point that if Hillary can somehow grab the Democrat nomination now, I'll vote for her on principle in the general for being the most conniving politician ever and I would love to see unleashed on our enemies. Her presidential bid has been good for introspection, though, as I used to hate her, saw the crazy Bush hate, and then see those same crazies against her. It makes me ask myself whether I was ever like them. Did I ever lose sight that Hillary, despite my disagreements with her, is still just a sincere but flawed human being?
I'm going to miss her, and I'm going to miss her for ten ordered reasons:
TOP TEN THINGS WE'LL MISS ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON
10. That special way our soul aches every time we see her.
9. The way her laugh rid the neighborhood of stray cats.
8. How her smile melts steel.
7. When she said she'd obliterate a country, you knew she meant it.
6. How, despite all the trouble he's caused, she's spared the life of her husband because she still loves him.
5. The way she referred to babies as "fresh souls" as if she were talking about produce.
4. How in her debates with Obama, you could see in her eyes that she was truly plotting to kill him.
3. When she went to YearlyKos, the Kos Kids would scatter and hide under furniture like cockroaches.
2. How she'd fight for universal healthcare despite the fact that you knew in her heart she wouldn't care if we all died.
And the number one thing we'll miss about Hillary Clinton...
It was nice to know there was at least one Democrat out there with balls."
IMAO: Why Won't Appalachia Vote for Barack Obama?
"Despite everyone pretty much agreeing its now over for Hillary Clinton, recent polls show Hillary with a huge lead in West Virginia and Kentucky with over a twenty point lead in both (over thirty in West Virginia). Michelle Obama was hear to comment about this, "This is why I hate America. This is why I really @#$% hate America and hope everyone in it dies."
The Obama campaign seems to be dismissing this by implying that everyone in those states are dumb, easily-led, racist hillbillies. I decided to call Democrats in West Virginia and Kentucky and find out their reason for not voting for Barack Obama.
REASONS GIVEN IN WEST VIRGINIA AND KENTUCKY FOR NOT VOTING FOR BARACK OBAMA
* He's one of dem black folk.
* His name's just like dat of dat dere terrorist.
* He's got a middle name just like dat guy in Iraq.
* I done heard he's one of dem Muslims.
* He's had no experience to justify any confidence in him, his personal associations and the handling of them in his campaign shows poor judgment, dishonesty, and naivete, and despite the hollow enthusiasm for him, he seems to be nothing more than a typical liberal politician -- albeit one lacking the experience and ability to get anything done.
* His ears stick out too dern much!"
"Despite everyone pretty much agreeing its now over for Hillary Clinton, recent polls show Hillary with a huge lead in West Virginia and Kentucky with over a twenty point lead in both (over thirty in West Virginia). Michelle Obama was hear to comment about this, "This is why I hate America. This is why I really @#$% hate America and hope everyone in it dies."
The Obama campaign seems to be dismissing this by implying that everyone in those states are dumb, easily-led, racist hillbillies. I decided to call Democrats in West Virginia and Kentucky and find out their reason for not voting for Barack Obama.
REASONS GIVEN IN WEST VIRGINIA AND KENTUCKY FOR NOT VOTING FOR BARACK OBAMA
* He's one of dem black folk.
* His name's just like dat of dat dere terrorist.
* He's got a middle name just like dat guy in Iraq.
* I done heard he's one of dem Muslims.
* He's had no experience to justify any confidence in him, his personal associations and the handling of them in his campaign shows poor judgment, dishonesty, and naivete, and despite the hollow enthusiasm for him, he seems to be nothing more than a typical liberal politician -- albeit one lacking the experience and ability to get anything done.
* His ears stick out too dern much!"
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