When only the finest, tastiest JuNk FoOd will do...

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...Heed the warnings from the intro post. I wish I had never had that first slice.

Krispy Kreme croutons! I never would have thought of that. You must be a foodie to come up with that idea.

And a P.S. about your Twinkie post...FUCK Hostess and the Suzy-Q debacle. After the brand relaunched after bankruptcy, they brought back Suzy-Qs. It was awful. So then after a time they reformulated it to be as close to original recipe as possible. They were as awesome as you could expect since the dropping of the lard before the initial bankruptcy.

But sometime during the pandemic, they disappeared from shelves again, and I was floored. I called the company to ask what happened, and they said they stopped making the product BECAUSE THEY COULD NOT MEET DEMAND!

ISN'T THAT THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT A NORMAL BUSINESS WOULD DO? If you have a great demand, you INCREASE capacity to make it, not stop selling it!

WTF! Easymon, man, get on the horn with them and tell them your outrage! I tried, and it was not enough.

 

[easymon1]

Krispy Kreme croutons!

Toasted and Martha reminds "More Butter".

stopped making the product BECAUSE THEY COULD NOT MEET DEMAND!

Supposedly, That makes perfect sense to WEF types.
Could just be a diversion, you know how the wokers are.
Word at the diabetes clinic's that the real reason for shutting down the line was the product was no longer inflatable using Rediwhip Twinkie Dip to proper exhibition size, the nerf football standard that all prior twinkies were QC'd by GMP protocol to meet or exceed.

 

[Overnight]

Toasted and Martha reminds "More Butter".

Supposedly, That makes perfect sense to WEF types.
Could just be a diversion, you know how the wokers are.
Word at the diabetes clinic's that the real reason for shutting down the line was the product was no longer inflatable using Rediwhip Twinkie Dip to proper exhibition size, the nerf football standard that all prior twinkies were QC'd by GMP protocol to meet or exceed.

Bah, you are hopeless. I thought you were really on board when you mentioned the Twinkle. I felt we were brothers-in-arms on this Suzy-Q cause. I am sad now.

 

[easymon1]

Bah, you are hopeless. I thought you were really on board when you mentioned the Twinkle. I felt we were brothers-in-arms on this Suzy-Q cause. I am sad now.

Agreed, it was a classic.
this may help...
Go ahead, get one. Bliss in a box. Thaw that baby for 12 hours. at least 12. no peeks, no cheats. Room Temp. Modern food chemistry at it's pinnacle. Heed the warnings from the intro post. I wish I had never had that first slice. Freakin' neighbor lady. I oughta...

 

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Agreed, it was a classic.
this may help...
Go ahead, get one. Bliss in a box. Thaw that baby for 12 hours. at least 12. no peeks, no cheats. Room Temp. Modern food chemistry at it's pinnacle. Heed the warnings from the intro post. I wish I had never had that first slice. Freakin' neighbor lady. I oughta...

Dude, it can be an alternative to the Suzy-Q, but it can never replace it! And yes, yes, I will try the Marie Callendar Choco Satin Pie! You have convinced me! I do like their lasagna.

 

[easymon1]

Dude, it can be an alternative to the Suzy-Q, but it can never replace it! And yes, yes, I will try the Marie Callendar Choco Satin Pie! You have convinced me! I do like their lasagna.

This is so good that you will hate it.
It will cause you to fear the freezer case for yards around its domain. Once within that realm, the power the gravity the sheer deliciosity will control your gate straight to the handle on the door to a harrowing 12 hour wait required to produce the blossoming of an enticement so complete that no health consequences and major metabolic imbalance can disuade even the most rational mind to heed. May as well grab a pound of RealButter and some Krispy Kreams, ye who enter here. Go Back. Don't do it! Even Hunter fears Marie's Satan Pie. Man's gotta know his limits. Run!

 

[Overnight]

This is so good that you will hate it.
It will cause you to fear the freezer case for yards around its domain. Once within that realm, the power the gravity the sheer deliciosity will control your gate straight to the handle on the door to a harrowing 12 hour wait required to produce the blossoming of an enticement so complete that no health consequences and major metabolic imbalance can disuade even the most rational mind to heed. May as well grab a pound of RealButter and some Krispy Kreams, ye who enter here. Go Back. Don't do it! Even Hunter fears Marie's Satan Pie. Man's gotta know his limits. Run!

Dude, do you write for Colbert's Meanwhile intro? Because you are really overselling the Satin pie, haha.

 

[easymon1]

Dude, do you write for Colbert's Meanwhile intro? Because you are really overselling the Satin pie, haha.

Sure sure. You sound pretty sure about that.
Go jump on the scales and write down what you see. Next Aug 1 we'll see.
Get that blood workup and nail it to the fridge door. It is as good as you will ever see again. Period.
Prepare to censor that section of your frozen food isle, be whistling some innocent little ditty so you can quell the fear and get past the Satan Pies to those frozen fiesta veggies and cut green beans, ever mindful of that slippery slope mere yards away clawing at your mortal form in ways you never experienced or understood before. Just one Pie. C'mon Sarge. Run Sarge! Runnn!
Next Aug the Doc calls Sarge your bloodworkup came in and we wanted to clear up a couple of numbers that caught our eye over here. Have there been any changes, uh, have you, well I don't know quite how to say this on the phone, when would be a good time when you could stop by, kinda soon maybe? We could send uber over, gratis. Let's have Stacy set a time up Ok? Got a code blue, gotta go! Here's Stacy...

 

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Sure sure. You sound pretty sure about that.
Go jump on the scales and write down what you see. Next Aug 1 we'll see.
Get that blood workup and nail it to the fridge door. It is as good as you will ever see again. Period.
Prepare to censor that section of your frozen food isle, be whistling some innocent little ditty so you can quell the fear and get past the Satan Pies to those frozen fiesta veggies and cut green beans, ever mindful of that slippery slope mere yards away clawing at your mortal form in ways you never experienced or understood before. Just one Pie. C'mon Sarge. Run Sarge! Runnn!
Next Aug the Doc calls Sarge your bloodworkup came in and we wanted to clear up a couple of numbers that caught our eye over here. Have there been any changes, uh, have you, well I don't know quite how to say this on the phone, when would be a good time when you could stop by, kinda soon maybe? We could send uber over, gratis. Let's have Stacy set a time up Ok? Got a code blue, gotta go! Here's Stacy...

OK OK, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! I'LL get the Satin pie! My Lord, you are obsessed. I bet you I will beat the Satin pie! AHAHAH!

 

[easymon1]

OK OK, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! I'LL get the Satin pie! My Lord, you are obsessed. I bet you I will beat the Satin pie! AHAHAH!

...and the Krispy Kremes, Sarge. Runnnnnn! Noooo