Quote from Ricter:
I'm asking why, given what you've told us about yourself, you think you're healthy.
Sounds to me like you've got early onset dementia...and most likely will be dealing with cirrhosis of the liver.
OTOH, DHOHHI is right about you...You can't walk and chew gum at the same time. A third rate intellect (which is also about the time you put me on ignore).