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Lehman Brothers Holdings to be saved!
The State of New York and New Jersey, in an all-out effort to make the best of a troubled situation confronting the markets, and respective states, have volunteered to offer every available assistance, at their disposals, to salvage the remains of Lehman Brothers Holdings.
Sparing no efforts, the staes have offered to cart-off, free of charge, the remains, via barge, into the Atlantic Ocean, to be scuttled and sank, and use the waste as an excellent habitat to promote the establishment of a new underwater park.
John Corzine, current Gov. of New Jersey, and ex-head of Goldman Sachs, stated in a prepared speech, "We think that Lehman Brothers Holdings will make excellent material with which to feed the fishies."