anna, there's a reason why these chicks are single - they are hot, but damaged goods. check this out.
i went out with a sailing instructor. she was really pretty cute, and again, under my wasit size in age. her family was rich, which honestly is a big plus. so, she strung me along for a couple months and then decides to throw me a bone for my b-day. BTW, my ex-wife demanded that our wedding be on my b-day. so we got married in August in a fricking un-A/C'ed church in the tropics - she demanded that i wear a black tux.... all i can remember is this long mass, likely by a child molester, and the sweat was just running off of my nose. the only thing better is if my BDay, and wedding, had been June 1966.... 666!
anyway, back to the sailing instrutor. she insists we ride bikes a few miles down to the beach for dinner... just what i wanna do between a big dinner & sex, ride my fricking bike back up the hill home. she had thi shit planned, and all i wanted was a happy ending.
so we get home sweaty from the bike ride, and all i want do is go in the BR and get my BDay present. she refuses to go into the BR and insists we have sex on this puny little couch right next to a big window (kinda frosted)... so im thinking, hhm, maybe she's kinda twisted, this might be good for later, but im not looking for rug burns, you know? ... i figured out later, all her dirty clothes and crap were thrown into her bedroom - what a pig! anyway, im arroused and naked, and she leaves to "fluff-up or sumtin" and as she is coming back, she checks her phone messages. let me tell you, mr. winky is absolutley single-minded and usually non-plussed, but that made even him blink! so then she figures that as foreplay, she'll tell me how she was married for 11 years to an impotent guy - she had 2 kids, so what the hell... But on the other hand, im thinking hey, low mileage

unit here, this might be good - and mr winky doesnt seem to mind just yet... but then she continues and kinda lets on that she's got issues too, and not good issues - like maybe (????) she is frigid. thats not really a deal breaker yet, as mr. winky & i are not frigid, and afterall its my Bday.
she tells me she doesnt have a condom... so i tuck mr winky back in pants, and run down the street to my car all sweating with no shirt, and it was very cool for cali coast in august, but ive got a couple raincoats in the ashtray, and hey damnit, its my Bday. long story short, i tried my best to get that frigid bitch off, and i didnt even finish myself, until i got home... in the end, i had trusty old rosie finish mr winky off. i saw that ice cube one more time and she accused me of using her! i should have known once when we were eating she talked about catholicism & religuous issues. i dont pay much attention to that as mr winky is non-denominational to the point of being agnostic, if she is too too

. i caught a cold and i think that is the only time i have ever had "bad sex".

another BDay gone to waste.