Quote from jwecme:
This thread has had me in stitches!
...Dating/ marriage/relationships are not much more than a glorified peacock dance to impress a potential mate and sow your seed...
...People go on about love etc etc its just a trick women use to get you to have kids with them and then a trick kids use to get you to feed them. Ever wonder why babies look so cute?, itâs simply so they get attention and they get fed itâs a chemical reaction/process nothing more.
All logic goes out the window when in love thatâs why your friends can always see the failing in your partner but at first you never can. Itâs a trick thatâs all it is so enjoy the ride while it lasts but realise thatâs all it is.
Isnât it funny when you hear people say âshe was the only one for meâ ...someone you know within a 2 mile radius... The whole thing is a fraud but its great fun to participate in it and enjoy it...
Entertaining if nothing else.
Babies aren't cute. Women think babies are cute, Men think babies smell bad and whine too damn much... The whole idea behind monogamy is against the laws of nature, but it does allow for humans to bond in a way that 95% of the animal kingdom never will...
As far as what I used to say... "I'm a Naval Aviator." That pulled more fine ass than any 7-figure millionaire (non-athlete) has ever seen.
"Like Tom Cruise?"
"No, I'm not an actor... I actually fly... I'm buying you a drink, what'll it be?"
What do I say now? "I'm a Naval Aviator..."
(not really) I usually say that I'm in Asset Management. If asked what that is, I say "Do you know what a Securities Trader does?" The response is usually
"Kind ofâ" so I reply, "It's like that, but I'm more long-term with less risk exposure... I'm buying you a drink, what'll it be?" I'm not lying, I'm just vague, and I throw in a light twist of Jargon for additional confusion. Besides, adding "long-term" and "less-risk" implies more stability and intelligence than "day-trader" does.
If you feel like you have to lie, then I agree you should make it interesting... "I'm undercover, is it okay if we talk for a little bit?" then keep staring at someone across the club that looks like a drug dealer. Wear sunglasses at first, then take them off right when you approach her. Make sure the place is packed though, and that she's not with a group of friends. Total BSâing is really exciting, just don't pour it on too thick, and don't approach more than two girls in any one club.