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Pressed by the Bush Adminstration to "do more" against terrorism, Chinese President Jiang Zemin (shown in photo) responds in his Reach Happy Medium proposal.
Here, the Chinese president demonstrates his point - proving that, in addition to being served as dinner, "other life forms" as an "alternative to committing Chinese military troops to fight in Iraq" can be trained to carry out complex, high level operations.
President Zemin stating that his way is "just as effective."
Staff at the Administration continue working 'round the clock on a viable interpretation of Jiang's gesture.
Though Bush was quick to interject that "if it didn't work out," coalition soldiers "could use the dogs" to play jump rope with, "especially the Polish."
He quickly recanted the statement while he checked to make sure there actually were any Polish soldiers there.
