Quote from stu:
Isn't it way past the time when you should stop being so thick.
What creator? A supernatural invisible made up concept, a natural occurrence , a quantum flux, someone called Odin, a magic sky pixieâ¦
...what creator do you want me to deny?
Enjoy your religion.
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