The TudorJones official hedge fund fan club thread

[MandelbrotSet]

Quote from TudorJones:

Lock in periods of 3 year minimum means I don't have to worry about withdrawals anytime soon. By then I'll hire an accountant to keep up with the up to the minute exact balance and will have it set up in a way where my clients can check it on my website. I'm still a start up fund... still has a long ways to go.

So IOW, you don't currently know how much money you have under management (and how much of it is yours) because you don't have an accountant?

This thread (and these answers) are reading more and more like a shell game.

You want to know what's funny Reaver and CT?

The more this guy talks, the deeper his foot goes.

 

[TudorJones]

Quote from MandelbrotSet:

So IOW, you don't currently know how much money you have under management (and how much of it is yours) because you don't have an accountant?

I told you that I don't want to give you specific answers that can clearly identify my funds to others. I think I know exactly how much I have under management. ~$3M is all you'll get from me... & growing. My goal is to hit $10M ASAP, so that there is more economies of scale to actually hire one or two more staff.

 

[TudorJones]

Two most important traits of a big time trader:

1) Obsessiveness
2) Fearlessness

 

[Landis82]

Quote from TudorJones:

I told you that I don't want to give you specific answers that can clearly identify my funds to others. I think I know exactly how much I have under management. ~$3M is all you'll get from me... & growing. My goal is to hit $10M ASAP, so that there is more economies of scale to actually hire one or two more staff.

When you hired me to be your COMEX broker in March of 1986 back at the old office at 160 Broadway on the 9th floor, what was the acronym on my trading badge?

 

[TudorJones]

Quote from Landis82:

When you hired me to be your COMEX broker in March of 1986 back at the old office at 160 Broadway on the 9th floor, what was the acronym on my trading badge?

I don't remember..sorry.. I didn't know you would get that attached to three little letters. Please refresh my memory ??

 

[Reaver]

Quote from MandelbrotSet:

So IOW, you don't currently know how much money you have under management (and how much of it is yours) because you don't have an accountant?

This thread (and these answers) are reading more and more like a shell game.

You want to know what's funny Reaver and CT?

The more this guy talks, the deeper his foot goes.

That is absolutely true. LOL

Trying to say he runs a hedge fund, but has no accountant. LOLOLOL

AHAHAHAHA

Someone would cut your fingers off, stick them up your ass, put a bullet in your head and throw your ass in a bayou somewhere if you started fucking around with their millions and didn't have some sort of legal auditing in your fund. LOL

 

[Reaver]

Quote from TudorJones:

I told you that I don't want to give you specific answers that can clearly identify my funds to others. I think I know exactly how much I have under management. ~$3M is all you'll get from me... & growing. My goal is to hit $10M ASAP, so that there is more economies of scale to actually hire one or two more staff.

So you're saying you run a fund that others here would recognize by minor details alone....but the fund is not audited, and no one knows how much is under management (AUM since you don't know what it means) even though it's tracked by agencies and popular to the point we'd recognize it if you gave us anymore details???......

Must be one of them "new funds" or something.

 

[Cocaine]

Thats because you were either in diapers or werent even born yet.

Quote from TudorJones:

I don't remember..sorry.. I didn't know you would get that attached to three little letters. Please refresh my memory ??

 

[Reaver]

Quote from Cocaine:

That because you were either in diapers or werent even born yet.

Wait, what the hell?

He (TwodoorJones) just sent me a PM a little while back saying he and I are the same age, knowing I am 26...

But yet he is trying to say he hired one of the guys here back in '86?

Market has my brain fried today, so forgive me for being dense here.

 

[Cocaine]

I take it Landis worked for the REAL Tudor Jones and is having a little fun with our knock off wannabe "TudorJones"

Quote from Reaver:

Wait, what the hell?

He just sent me a PM a little while back saying he and I are the same age, knowing I am 26...

But yet he is trying to say he hired one of the guys here back in '86?

Market has my brain fried today, so forgive me for being dense here.