The TudorJones official hedge fund fan club thread

Quote from Cocaine:

I take it Landis worked for the REAL Tudor Jones and is having a little fun with our knock off wannabe "TudorJones"
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Ah, I see now!

Good save, Coke. Thanks. My brain is on the injured reserve today.
 
Quote from Reaver:



Someone would cut your fingers off, stick them up your ass, put a bullet in your head and throw your ass in a bayou somewhere if you started fucking around with their millions and didn't have some sort of legal auditing in your fund. LOL
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You could never accuse them of being lax on regulation!

Jeez, lucky I live in UK, the worst they do here is send a rude letter and threaten you with the FSA!

Mind you I'm not in the millions league, my total fund is Eur 382,407.59, half a stale cheese sandwich and a couple of car wash tokens....oh gosh, I hope that doesn't reveal my true identity, anyone know a cheap plastic surgeon just in case :eek:

lol
 
Quote from TudorJones:

OK.. . I could've just said I manage a random $2.85 million and didn't have to explain much else.

But, my client funds and my funds are not separte due to my entity stucturing that is optimal for the particular money making methods that I employ.

ASK ME MORE !!! I'm the best resource anyone anywhere has.
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You're funny
 
Quote from TudorJones:

Two most important traits of a big time trader:

1) Obsessiveness
2) Fearlessness
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Two most important traits of a PTJ wannabe:

Self-deception
Self-deception
Self-deception

(sorry, I guess that is three)
 
Quote from TudorJones:

I cannot give out my strategies either, becasue I've worked very hard for those. Thus, I have to maneuveur around somethings to really give you as honest an answer as I can. thanks & hope you understand... !!!

What is so hard about a Ouiji Board?

due to my entity stucturing that is optimal for the particular money making methods that I employ.

A sole propietership is optimal for a maladroit.

Perhaps you employ a dowsing rod? They work better for hidden pools...
 
Quote from TudorJones:

I don't remember..sorry.. I didn't know you would get that attached to three little letters. Please refresh my memory ??
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Well, since you are unable to recall the acronym on my trading badge, why don't you just name who I am?

Feel free to also name several of the others that were employees of the firm back in 1986, including the two guys that worked in the Dollar Index ring and the Cotton ring, along with the guy you hired to trade on the NYMEX . . . How about the names of the two gals that sat outside of your office on the trading desk that you barked out orders to. Please name them.

Shouldn't be too difficult.
And it should easily be in your memory since this is when things were quite small and just starting out. Fond memories, for sure!

Especially since you were only managing $30 million in March of 1986 and the office was a puny little 800 square feet!
 
Quote from cabletrader:

You could never accuse them of being lax on regulation!

Jeez, lucky I live in UK, the worst they do here is send a rude letter and threaten you with the FSA!

Mind you I'm not in the millions league, my total fund is Eur 382,407.59, half a stale cheese sandwich and a couple of car wash tokens....oh gosh, I hope that doesn't reveal my true identity, anyone know a cheap plastic surgeon just in case :eek:

lol
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LOLOLOL
 
Quote from Landis82:

Well, since you are unable to recall the acronym on my trading badge, why don't you just name who I am?

Feel free to also name several of the others that were employees of the firm back in 1986, including the two guys that worked in the Dollar Index ring and the Cotton ring, along with the guy you hired to trade on the NYMEX . . . How about the names of the two gals that sat outside of your office on the trading desk that you barked out orders to. Please name them.

Shouldn't be too difficult.
And it should easily be in your memory since this is when things were quite small and just starting out. Fond memories, for sure!

Especially since you were only managing $30 million in March of 1986 and the office was a puny little 800 square feet!
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Still waiting for an answer, Mr. Tudor-Jones.
 
Inane, the entire thread. At first I thought it was a parody ala "who's on first?", etc., etc., but then realized the OP and TD are serious which is scary.
 
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