the sooner we get away from BEEF
- Thread starter killthesunshine
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Being vegetarian is a lonely thing. I can't eat out with the office lunch crowd.
*sniff*
(Of course the sweat from their flab reeks of beef lard, so no great loss.)
What other animal in nature gets there protein from nuts and beans?
Bean eaters tend to put out a LOT of smelly gas. Please stay in your cubicle during lunch. Maybe only eat beans after work? No sense in torturing others around you!
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Bean eaters tend to put out a LOT of smelly gas. Please stay in your cubicle during lunch. Maybe only eat beans after work? No sense in torturing others around you!
Actually that's not true. If you're not used to eating beans (like most Americans) then you do fart a lot. But your digestion can get used to processing beans and the fart gas subsides over time. Something about intestinal flora or some-such.
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What other animal in nature gets there protein from nuts and beans?
a gorilla?
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And if he ate meat, that gorilla would evolve into a human!
I saw part of a show the other day where baboons were munching on what looked like little deer like animals and some pretty good sized birds. Eating them raw and getting blood all over the place. They know what tastes good! Won't be long until they learn how to cook the dang things.
They might be the next humanoids who are the masters of Earth. :eek:
a gorilla is herbivore and can tear a baboon or a the largest strongest human limb from limb. Put that in your pipe and smoke it