The Obama Chronicles Vol 5 - Michelle Obama Demands Kids Eat a Disgusting Lunch

[wildchild]

This was one of the biggest debacles in Obama's debacle filled Presidency. It turns out that Trump just put a stop to this madness and get rid of awful program on Michelle Obama's birthday.

We need to keep the lunatic democrats away from the White House or else this kind of nonsense will undoubtedly be reinstated.

This Michelle Obama decided to make a disgusting school lunch program that parents, students, and teachers all hated. It wasnt healthy, it wasnt nutritious, it was just bad. In fact, Michelle Obama, demanded that lunches that were made by a child's parent be removed and the child should instead be fed chicken nuggets. What kind of crap is that?

We need to thank Trump for getting rid of Michelle Obama's horrible policies.

Past Chronicles
The Obama Chronicles Vol 1 - Obama re-purposes NASA to focus on Muslim Outreach
https://elitetrader.com/et/threads/...oses-nasa-to-focus-on-muslim-outreach.337537/


The Obama Chronicles Vol 2 - Obama gives Army Deserter, Bowe Bergdahl a hero's welcome
https://www.elitetrader.com/et/thre...eserter-bowe-bergdahl-a-heros-welcome.338291/

The Obama Chronicles Vol 3 - Obama insults Nancy Reagan with tasteless joke
https://elitetrader.com/et/threads/...ults-nancy-reagan-with-tasteless-joke.338897/

The Obama Chronicles Vol 4 - Obama Funds Iranian Terrorists
https://elitetrader.com/et/threads/...funds-iranian-terrorists.339198/#post-4990098

 

[TreeFrogTrader]

Michelle is not living off of brussel sprouts and tofu when she is Maine or Martha's Vineyard, I can tell ya that.


Obamas Depleting U.S. Lobster Supply


https://www.whitehousedossier.com/2010/08/25/obamas-depleting-lobster-supply/

 

[wildchild]

Michelle is not living off of brussel sprouts and tofu when she is Maine or Martha's Vineyard, I can tell ya that.


Obamas Depleting U.S. Lobster Supply


https://www.whitehousedossier.com/2010/08/25/obamas-depleting-lobster-supply/

https://romanticpoet.wordpress.com/...beef-100poundand-champagne-now-a-lavish-luau/

Obama’s Lavish Lifestyle: Kobe Beef ($100/pound)and Champagne, now A Lavish Luau

 

[Bugenhagen]

Can you list them in the order they should be read to actually be chronicles then?

You sure seem to have had school lunches with insufficient B vitamins

Ok, looking forward to see how poor nutrition and giving kids what they need, not only want and getting them to be less finicky eaters became a important republican value. Don't tell us.. Betsy DeVos' family own some industrial food corp?

I'm ready with my air cooked & completely tasteless popcorn. Long on Tyson Foods I guess.

 

[LacesOut]

Michelle is not living off of brussel sprouts and tofu when she is Maine or Martha's Vineyard, I can tell ya that.


Obamas Depleting U.S. Lobster Supply


https://www.whitehousedossier.com/2010/08/25/obamas-depleting-lobster-supply/

What’s a dude supposed to eat?
Man hands Mike needs to recover...

 

[TreeFrogTrader]

What’s a dude supposed to eat?
.

We know what Bubba Clinton liked to eat when he was in the Oral Office.

 

[Bugenhagen]

So LacesOut is a fatty piggy man and he has a poor concept of time (literally what chrono means) and little imagination.

I'm not sure if I agree/accept this but it somewhat explains why republicans seek to make more kids fat.

https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20161031-why-obesity-damages-your-mind-as-well-as-your-body

"Cheke. “If you’re hungry, you’ll imagine your future self as being hungry, too, but obese people seem to make such decisions on fact-based judgements rather than imagining.”

One possibility was that the obesity might have been damaging their capacity for “mental time travel”. Scientific research has long shown that memory and imagination are intimately linked, as we piece together fragments of past recollections to predict how future events might pan out.

The link made sense, she says, with some signs that obesity affects areas of the brain known to be used in memory and imagination. In 2010, for instance, researchers at Boston University School of Medicine reported that healthy, middle-aged adults with increased abdominal fat tend to have slightly lower overall brain volume. In particular, the hippocampus, a deep brain structure sometimes called the brain’s printing press thanks to its role learning and memory, was significantly smaller in obese people compared to leaner individuals."
...........

More recently, a brain scanning study including more than 500 participants confirmed that being overweight or obese is associated with a greater degree of age-related brain degeneration. These effects were biggest in middle-aged people, in whom the obesity-related changes corresponded to an estimated increase in 'brain age' of 10 years.

 

[Frederick Foresight]

This was one of the biggest debacles in Obama's debacle filled Presidency. It turns out that Trump just put a stop to this madness and get rid of awful program on Michelle Obama's birthday.

We need to keep the lunatic democrats away from the White House or else this kind of nonsense will undoubtedly be reinstated.

This Michelle Obama decided to make a disgusting school lunch program that parents, students, and teachers all hated. It wasnt healthy, it wasnt nutritious, it was just bad. In fact, Michelle Obama, demanded that lunches that were made by a child's parent be removed and the child should instead be fed chicken nuggets. What kind of crap is that?

We need to thank Trump for getting rid of Michelle Obama's horrible policies.

Past Chronicles
The Obama Chronicles Vol 1 - Obama re-purposes NASA to focus on Muslim Outreach
https://elitetrader.com/et/threads/...oses-nasa-to-focus-on-muslim-outreach.337537/


The Obama Chronicles Vol 2 - Obama gives Army Deserter, Bowe Bergdahl a hero's welcome
https://www.elitetrader.com/et/thre...eserter-bowe-bergdahl-a-heros-welcome.338291/

The Obama Chronicles Vol 3 - Obama insults Nancy Reagan with tasteless joke
https://elitetrader.com/et/threads/...ults-nancy-reagan-with-tasteless-joke.338897/

The Obama Chronicles Vol 4 - Obama Funds Iranian Terrorists
https://elitetrader.com/et/threads/...funds-iranian-terrorists.339198/#post-4990098

Shut up and eat your Twinkie.

 

[Frederick Foresight]

So LacesOut is a fatty piggy man and he has a poor concept of time (literally what chrono means) and little imagination.

I'm not sure if I agree/accept this but it somewhat explains why republicans seek to make more kids fat.

https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20161031-why-obesity-damages-your-mind-as-well-as-your-body

"Cheke. “If you’re hungry, you’ll imagine your future self as being hungry, too, but obese people seem to make such decisions on fact-based judgements rather than imagining.”

One possibility was that the obesity might have been damaging their capacity for “mental time travel”. Scientific research has long shown that memory and imagination are intimately linked, as we piece together fragments of past recollections to predict how future events might pan out.

The link made sense, she says, with some signs that obesity affects areas of the brain known to be used in memory and imagination. In 2010, for instance, researchers at Boston University School of Medicine reported that healthy, middle-aged adults with increased abdominal fat tend to have slightly lower overall brain volume. In particular, the hippocampus, a deep brain structure sometimes called the brain’s printing press thanks to its role learning and memory, was significantly smaller in obese people compared to leaner individuals."
...........

More recently, a brain scanning study including more than 500 participants confirmed that being overweight or obese is associated with a greater degree of age-related brain degeneration. These effects were biggest in middle-aged people, in whom the obesity-related changes corresponded to an estimated increase in 'brain age' of 10 years.

Makes sense. Republicans need an electorate with lower overall brain volume in order to survive.

 

[Bugenhagen]

Shut up and eat your Twinkie.

But as Lacey has said once in fitness, never on an a long haul flight because that will make you fat. Have an extra Twinkie in the departure lounge to stave off hunger on your flight. What a genius idea you had there Lacey.