Quote from Rearden Metal:
Hey, executing this maniac is just fine by me.
But seriously, if YOU were given the choice between a quick death or life in prison, what would YOU choose?
My answer is the same as my favorite comic, Chris Rock:
HBO: When a new prisoner comes in, how do you initiate him?
INMATE: The first thing I do is make him toss my salad
HBO: Toss your salad? What's that?
INMATE: Havin' your salad tossed means havin' your asshole eaten out with jelly or syrup. I prefer syrup.
I am not making this up.
HBO: Wh-wh-why must you go through all that, sir? Why not just oral sex?
INMATE: Well, when a man's sucking your dick, he can pretend it's something else. When he's eating ass he <b>knows</b> it's ass.
We don't need the death penalty. We've got the tossed salad man. If I had the choice between the electric chair and the tossed salad man I'd be like, "where do you plug it in? shouldn't I be wet first?"
Like everything else, prison life is systematic of the kindler and gentler society. Yea occasionally a Dahmer gets his due behind bars, but generally inmates, especially the notorious, are pretty well protected. Several years ago Chicago's infamous nurse killer, Richard Speck, was shown on video shortly before his death from natural causes, ingesting massive quantities of cocaine while partying with another killer in his cell. Naturally Chicagoans were not amused. Hardly the spartan life of the condemned.

