The Chronicles of Rennick

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i went overnite with todays longs, i's gots a small profit so far. my gut says tomorrow will be good for da bulls. i'm talkin big rally past the old record.
 
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WED. 9/27 2:15pm Dow +26

[NOTE: Sorry for the lateness of today's post, I developed writers block with the schtick]


A chainsaw wielding Rennick enters the room rushing past a shocked Mrs.Rennick. He talks a confirming look at the mighty “Crystal Ball”, then picks up the “Ball” and hands it gently to a bewildered Mrs. Rennick. The crazed reader of the “Ball” returns to the chainsaw and with one powerful pull he fires it up. He now focuses his attention on the hardwood antique table where the ‘Ball’ had just rested and chainsaws it in half making sure to cut across the grain. He turns the chainsaw off and is now at the mic ready to speak:

The mystical Orb is NEGATIVE calling for WEAK Market action this afternoon. To best illustrate this cutting across the grain of popular consensus opinion( that today will see a new Dow record) that the “BALL has with it’s weak forecast I conducted the chainsaw demonstration, furtherm...” A violent frying pan swinging Mrs.Rennick charges a ducking Rennick who attempts to escape. “How dare you destroy my Grandmothers table in your stupid Market call” Mrs.Rennick screams.

(to be cont)

Needless to say, Rennick has left the building.:D :D :D

End of Day Summary

Averages hit low of the day at 3:10 pm for a tradable 50 plus point Dow move from the real "Balls " 1:05 pm Update level (dow+40). Dow closes +19:cool:
 

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THURS. 9/28 1:19 pm EDT Dow -3
A festive looking Rennick enters the room wearing a party hat, New Orleans beads and swinging a New Years noise maker. He passes by the vivacious Mrs.Rennick (wearing a party dress) who today has traded her frying pan and sawed-off shotgun for a bottle of Champagne. The Amazing One takes a confident look at the mighty “Crystal Ball”, smiles and does a fist pump. He does a lap around the room high fiving the studio audience on his way to the podium. He arrives at the mic gives the audience a doubled barrelled Richard Nixon style peace sign and will now speak:

“Yeeeessssssssss Virginia there is a Santa Claus....that magnificent “Ball” has just confirmed it’s morning call, and is now predicting STRONG Market action this afternoon. I Rennick will go further and call on the Dow to set a new all time high today. This isn’t a prediction, it’s not a request, it is a DEMAND!!! So it is said, so shall it be!!!”

So there you have it, no need to wait...LET THE PARTY BEGIN!!!!

The Amazing Rennick has spoken.:cool:

End of Day Summary

Dow comes within 4 pts. of closing at all time high after breifly trading above record. Dow closes +29:cool:
 

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End of Day Summary

Dow comes within 4 pts. of closing at all time high after breifly trading above record. Dow closes +29:cool:

Truly excellent call ...

All of the indices and internals were reading neutral, I have absolutely no idea of how your little magic ball does it, nope, not a darn clue!

Whatever it uses, us mere mortals don't have access to that kinda juju.

We have to rely on these little buggers http://www.flash-gear.com/8/
 
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Truly excellent call ...


We have to rely on these little buggers

Your flashy thing did not work. I asked it a simple question "will the dow go up today?"

Nothing.... I like Rennicks "ball" better.

Hey Ren - can your ball give us a next Monday morning opening call before the close tonight? Would really be helpful.

Thanks for sharing ... :)
 
FRIDAY!!! 9/29 1:35pm Dow-12

Rennick weaves his way to the mighty “Crystal Ball” under the roar of a leaf blower armed clean-up crew. They have been tasked with cleaning up the confetti, party favors, popped balloons and broken bottles from yesterdays non DOW record close party. Even though the record didn’t fall the party went on. Having woke up after spending the cold night passed out in the bushes near the garbage cans the Amazing One takes a quick look the ‘Ball”. With a touch of hangover Rennick is at the mic and will now speak:

” ALTO,ALTO ,WILL YOU BEANERS PLEASE KILL THOSE DAMNED LEAFBLOWERS FOR ONE FREAKIN MINUTE!!! Rennick yells at the Amigo clean-up crew. “ok, where was I, what am I doing here? A confused Rennick looks helplessly to Mrs.Rennick who points to the “Crystal Ball. “oh yes but of course”, the Mystical Orb is calling for......." a dumbfounded Rennick agains looks to the wife for help, seeing he’s having trouble today Mrs.Rennick rushes to the “BALL” takes a quick look and gives her William a big thumbs down. "it’s calling for wait here it comes, YES, it’s NEGATIVE calling for WEAK Market action this afternoon. No record today guys, let’s all go short and hope for a selloff that produces a photo of two Bears posing next to a freshly bagged KrazyKarl".:D

Rennick exits the podium tripping over the Amigos napping under tilted Sombraros. Instead of ordering them back to work Rennick grabs a spare Sombraro and joins them. And so the week draws to an end, have a great weekend all.

Rennick out :cool:
 
I'm not taking any chances with today's call. So I've pulled out all stops short of placing a market moving prank phone call to CNBC. I have brought in none other than a Kodiak bear, Egyptian pyramid, and Darth Maul to assist in the down-trend.

Rennick the Market mover out:cool:
 

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FRIDAY!!! 9/29 1:35pm Dow-12

Rennick weaves his way to the mighty “Crystal Ball” under the roar of a leaf blower armed clean-up crew. They have been tasked with cleaning up the confetti, party favors, popped balloons and broken bottles from yesterdays non DOW record close party. Even though the record didn’t fall the party went on. Having woke up after spending the cold night passed out in the bushes near the garbage cans the Amazing One takes a quick look the ‘Ball”. With a touch of hangover Rennick is at the mic and will now speak:

” ALTO,ALTO ,WILL YOU BEANERS PLEASE KILL THOSE DAMNED LEAFBLOWERS FOR ONE FREAKIN MINUTE!!! Rennick yells at the Amigo clean-up crew. “ok, where was I, what am I doing here? A confused Rennick looks helplessly to Mrs.Rennick who points to the “Crystal Ball. “oh yes but of course”, the Mystical Orb is calling for......." a dumbfounded Rennick agains looks to the wife for help, seeing he’s having trouble today Mrs.Rennick rushes to the “BALL” takes a quick look and gives her William a big thumbs down. "it’s calling for wait here it comes, YES, it’s NEGATIVE calling for WEAK Market action this afternoon. No record today guys, let’s all go short and hope for a selloff that produces a photo of two Bears posing next to a freshly bagged KrazyKarl".:D

Rennick exits the podium tripping over the Amigos napping under tilted Sombraros. Instead of ordering them back to work Rennick grabs a spare Sombraro and joins them. And so the week draws to an end, have a great weekend all.

Rennick out :cool:


End of Day Summary

Forecasted down-trend has Averages closing near lows of the day. Dow-39. Another good day for the mighty "Crystal Ball". :cool:
 

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