i went overnite with todays longs, i's gots a small profit so far. my gut says tomorrow will be good for da bulls. i'm talkin big rally past the old record.
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WED. 9/27 2:15pm Dow +26
[NOTE: Sorry for the lateness of today's post, I developed writers block with the schtick]
A chainsaw wielding Rennick enters the room rushing past a shocked Mrs.Rennick. He talks a confirming look at the mighty âCrystal Ballâ, then picks up the âBallâ and hands it gently to a bewildered Mrs. Rennick. The crazed reader of the âBallâ returns to the chainsaw and with one powerful pull he fires it up. He now focuses his attention on the hardwood antique table where the âBallâ had just rested and chainsaws it in half making sure to cut across the grain. He turns the chainsaw off and is now at the mic ready to speak:
The mystical Orb is NEGATIVE calling for WEAK Market action this afternoon. To best illustrate this cutting across the grain of popular consensus opinion( that today will see a new Dow record) that the âBALL has with itâs weak forecast I conducted the chainsaw demonstration, furtherm...â A violent frying pan swinging Mrs.Rennick charges a ducking Rennick who attempts to escape. âHow dare you destroy my Grandmothers table in your stupid Market callâ Mrs.Rennick screams.
(to be cont)
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Quote from William Rennick:
THURS. 9/28 1:19 pm EDT Dow -3
A festive looking Rennick enters the room wearing a party hat, New Orleans beads and swinging a New Years noise maker. He passes by the vivacious Mrs.Rennick (wearing a party dress) who today has traded her frying pan and sawed-off shotgun for a bottle of Champagne. The Amazing One takes a confident look at the mighty âCrystal Ballâ, smiles and does a fist pump. He does a lap around the room high fiving the studio audience on his way to the podium. He arrives at the mic gives the audience a doubled barrelled Richard Nixon style peace sign and will now speak:
âYeeeessssssssss Virginia there is a Santa Claus....that magnificent âBallâ has just confirmed itâs morning call, and is now predicting STRONG Market action this afternoon. I Rennick will go further and call on the Dow to set a new all time high today. This isnât a prediction, itâs not a request, it is a DEMAND!!! So it is said, so shall it be!!!â
So there you have it, no need to wait...LET THE PARTY BEGIN!!!!
The Amazing Rennick has spoken.![]()
Quote from William Rennick:
End of Day Summary
Dow comes within 4 pts. of closing at all time high after breifly trading above record. Dow closes +29![]()
Quote from JimmyJam:
Truly excellent call ...
We have to rely on these little buggers


Quote from William Rennick:
FRIDAY!!! 9/29 1:35pm Dow-12
Rennick weaves his way to the mighty âCrystal Ballâ under the roar of a leaf blower armed clean-up crew. They have been tasked with cleaning up the confetti, party favors, popped balloons and broken bottles from yesterdays non DOW record close party. Even though the record didnât fall the party went on. Having woke up after spending the cold night passed out in the bushes near the garbage cans the Amazing One takes a quick look the âBallâ. With a touch of hangover Rennick is at the mic and will now speak:
â ALTO,ALTO ,WILL YOU BEANERS PLEASE KILL THOSE DAMNED LEAFBLOWERS FOR ONE FREAKIN MINUTE!!! Rennick yells at the Amigo clean-up crew. âok, where was I, what am I doing here? A confused Rennick looks helplessly to Mrs.Rennick who points to the âCrystal Ball. âoh yes but of courseâ, the Mystical Orb is calling for......." a dumbfounded Rennick agains looks to the wife for help, seeing heâs having trouble today Mrs.Rennick rushes to the âBALLâ takes a quick look and gives her William a big thumbs down. "itâs calling for wait here it comes, YES, itâs NEGATIVE calling for WEAK Market action this afternoon. No record today guys, letâs all go short and hope for a selloff that produces a photo of two Bears posing next to a freshly bagged KrazyKarl".
Rennick exits the podium tripping over the Amigos napping under tilted Sombraros. Instead of ordering them back to work Rennick grabs a spare Sombraro and joins them. And so the week draws to an end, have a great weekend all.
Rennick out![]()