Well, I constructed a position that acts like a long straddle while technically being short vol. The profits are going to come from the movement in the Euro, not from being short vol.
Your point about the movement in the Euro reminds me of a saying from the great Atticus when CDCaveman and I were arguing about the esoterica of options.
"None of this amounts to a hill of d*cks if you can't forecast price or vol with some degree of accuracy."
About sums up your position.