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I looked back at them after it was over and they were all screaming like idiots, and totally soaking wet. I lost it for a second and said, "I told you to make sure you had NO OPEN CONTAINERS!!"
They looked at me and said, "But we're soaked because the acceleration sucked the water out of the cup in your center console and it sprayed all of us in the back seat!.
And sure enough, I looked in the Yeti insulated cup in my center console and all the water and little ice cubes that were in it before we took off were totally gone...
So you are saying she'll make .5 past lightspeed.