Originally posted by max401
I think you are a teller of tall tales and have more than one alias on this forum.
A more accurate statement for you would be: "I have nothing to prove it to you."
You are right Max. I am totally full of shit. I am every alias there is. I am Superego, I am Fasterpussycat. I am MrSubliminal. I am Dotslashfuture. I am Gordon Gekko and Aphie too. And absolutely VVV. I am only 21 years old, so I could not have been in Vietnam. I am gay, so I have no wife, and therefore, Outlaw couldn't possibly be my brother in law. I have never been in Europe, because I don't even have a passport. I have no way to prove anything to you because it is all lies. I should be ashamed of myself. I don't even trade stocks. I don't know what the symbol for IBM is. I am not a jew, I am actually an orphan with no heritage. I am not literate, and I have a ghostwriter typing for me for his own unspeakable motives. I am not a liberal or conservative, because I am not allowed to vote due to the fact that I am a convicted felon. A pedophile no less!
And if I could change anything about me (obviously it would be everything), the very first thing I would change would be my whole existence. I would want to be just like you. Or maybe Dotslash. I can't decide, but one of you for sure. If I had a nickle, I would flip it and decide that way. But I have no money, so I can't even do that. Oh, I used to be Don Bright also. But someone bought that alias off me so I could buy a bag of Puppy Chow and not starve for that week when my welfare check got lost.
Thanks for exposing me. Max, you are a wonderful guy.
(Here is a secret for the rest of you.....I am really Max too).
Rs7, and the rest of us.
