Stock up on canned food for stock market crash, warns former government adviser

[JTrades]

Well done, lads. Excellent food / survival tactics.

Now to decide on our rally points before the comms go down. I'd suggest obvious locations that are easy for all to find.

Once at the designated rally points we can deploy what is known as Operation ET Recovery - Code Black, which will allow critical trading and P&R threads to continue to function.

 

[EPrado]

There can only be one rally point. I'm pretty sure most of you would agree. If we are gonna go out....go out the right way.

Las Vegas.

 

[sheda]

Gordon Brown's ex-adviser says

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JTrades]

A last gasp for air before this market collapse-triggered megathrust earthquake implodes us all into the abyss and comms go down (according to TA).

On a lighter note, east coast rally point confirmed as the Surf Shack, nr Palm Beach, FL.

Look for a giant burger drawn in the sand.

 

[SunTrader]

A last gasp for air before this market collapse-triggered megathrust earthquake implodes us all into the abyss and comms go down (according to TA).

On a lighter note, east coast rally point confirmed as the Surf Shack, nr Palm Beach, FL.

Look for a giant burger drawn in the sand.

And Cabana Boy grown up Elian Gonzalez.

 

[BearRunner]

I'm curious though.....is a financial crisis going to cause weather patterns to drastically change.....why do we need to plan on living indoors ?

That would be because of everyone else that didn't stock up on canned food needing the human jerky sooner. Longer you stay inside, longer your not that jerky.

 

[sheda]

He can announce a crisis now, why did he not announce the sale of the majority of the uks gold to the market well before it happened when he was adviser top god-dam-brown in the treasury? Oh..yea he did, useless twats.

 

[destriero]

Well done, lads. Excellent food / survival tactics.

Now to decide on our rally points before the comms go down. I'd suggest obvious locations that are easy for all to find.

Once at the designated rally points we can deploy what is known as Operation ET Recovery - Code Black, which will allow critical trading and P&R threads to continue to function.

Did you make it to the comet?

 

[nitrene]

This is one of the strangest threads on ET. Another "crash" thread I guess. Was this based on the Yuan devaluation in August 2015?

 

[murray t turtle]

BUY AMMO, then go do your shopping after everything hits the fan. Lower initial cost and space requirements for storage.

I think my wife has enough hamburger helper at the house to feed us for a year. There is a giant herd of cats living at an abandoned house a street over....who needs canned food LOL

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THEY say mountain lion is quite tasty I also like purple turnips + turnip greens.
I like canned tuna[oil] venison, TX-Mex chili beans bar-b-q venison, fresh bass if possible.Dove + crappie is quite good but not much of that lately.
Prince Albert spicy sardines, cant get those anymore+ but LBR said never bring $200 stinking sardines home LOL