Steps In Overcoming Masturbation

flytiger · Jul 12, 2007

Quote from archipus:

Step 1 get a picture of Hillary Clinton

Step 2 every time you get the urge to masturbate, look at the picture

LOL

If you don't have a picture, an audio link of her voice will work just fine.

man · Jul 12, 2007

best thread in a long time.

flytiger · Jul 12, 2007

Quote from nutmeg:

Men who masturbate frequently significantly reduce their chances of developing prostate cancer, researchers have found.

Market closed. Time for prostate therapy

chuck.ells · Jul 12, 2007

Quote from version77:

So you actually obeyed the book? Well, at least you didn't go blind...

Well, I did find a way to significantly reduce the instances of masturbation. I found myself a compassionate girlfriend.

So I went only half blind.