Steps In Overcoming Masturbation

Quote from version77:

Just don't move to Sequim. It rains more there than in Seattle.

People in that town are pretty strange I hear...

Not anymore so than Puyallup or Enumclaw. On both counts.

Then there's Concrete...

But my favorite name for a town is Athol, pronounced "athhhhole" (as in asshole with a lisp), Idaho. What a godforsaken place.
 
Quote from silver914:

Not anymore so than Puyallup or Enumclaw. On both counts.

Then there's Concrete...

But my favorite name for a town is Athol, pronounced "athhhhole" (as in asshole with a lisp), Idaho. What a godforsaken place.

Ooops. I remembered this rainfall thing wrong. Actually, Sequim
only has an average of less than 15" of rain per year.
 
Quote from chuck.ells:

This was the actual text the mormon church handed out in a booklet to their young teen members back in the early 70s.

I found it again, on the internet, and it brought back some suppressed memories. :( :(

Jeez. And I thought "Mormanism" was all about a basement full of groceries.
 
Quote from gnome:

Jeez. And I thought "Mormanism" was all about a basement full of groceries.

When I was a kid, there was a family 2 houses down that had what
looked like their whole garage filled with cans of food. No room for their cars.

At the time I didn't understand. It seemed pretty weird though.
 
Quote from chuck.ells:



I found it again, on the internet, and it brought back some suppressed memories. :( :(

So you actually obeyed the book? Well, at least you didn't go blind...:p
 
Men who masturbate frequently significantly reduce their chances of developing prostate cancer, researchers have found.

The researchers from the Nutmeg Council of Impaired Vision, said they believed frequent ejaculation cleared potentially carcinogenic chemicals from the prostate but could be potentially hazardous on whatever it lands. So watch out for Grandma's linens!!!!!

Dr Stunata, the council's head of cancer epidemiology, told a news agency their researchers interviewed several posters on ET and several thousand jerk offs on Yahoo over the last several weeks.

Those who ejaculated more than five times a week, he said, were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer and are now eliligble for our Survivor contest.

"It's great news for men and certainly we don't think ejaculation is going to cause any harm. You certainly won't go blind," he said.

Dr Stunata said frequent ejaculation prevented semen from building up in the ducts in the prostate gland, where it could potentially become a hearing problem, huh?

The study found men who had masturbated frequently in their 20s were the least likely to develop prostate cancer but hey 50, 60, (anyone have a formula?) no one needs to know your real age. Not like they check Id's, it's really never too late for preventive measures.

Stunata, however, said the preventative effect appeared to relate only to masturbation and did not seen to extend to men who had sex frequently.
 
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