Start hoarding

[Cuddles]

A hunter is in the woods and squats behind a tree to take a shit.

A little rabbit hops over and sees the man and decides to also take a shit next to him.

The hunter looks at him and asks the rabbit "Does shit stick to your fur, I was curious..."

"Not at all," said the rabbit.

So the hunter grabbed the rabbit and used it to wipe his ass.

And the hunter went his way with a smeared ass since shit doesn't stick to bunny fur.

 

[El OchoCinco]

And the hunter went his way with a smeared ass since shit doesn't stick to bunny fur.

Ok seriously...

you must have never wiped your ass with a rabbit then

 

[Snarkhund]

Ok seriously...

you must have never wiped your ass with a rabbit then

When you are reaching for your ass-rabbit you have to be careful not to accidentally grab a badger.

 

[themickey]

Trouble with using a rabbit, if it gets frightened, it will run up your hole.

 

[Snarkhund]

Wolverine Wipes... tough very tough.

 

[El OchoCinco]

Once grabbed a porcupine by mistake...

not fun.

 

[smallfil]

Trump Deranged Syndrome extreme liberal foreign troll, here is an idea. Put your finger up your ass after you do no. 2 then, put that finger on your mouth. Maybe, that would jar the remaining brain cells on your head for once. If it fails, the border is wide open to your homeland. If you are already in Canada, stay there.