There is no distinction. In my book, you are all lunatics!
A problem is too many many copies of your same book have been printed and already sold on earth.
Since nobody else will ask, I will... Does Islam have a problem?
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A problem is too many many copies of your same book have been printed and already sold on earth.
The correct number is seventy virgin women, and every virgin women comes with seventy virgin servants. So do the math.
However, if you do not like women and you have waited until you got to heaven to come out of the closet, then you can have virgin boys. These boys are more beautiful than pearl.
So here you have it and do not ask me how I know this stuff!
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The correct number is seventy virgin women, and every virgin women comes with seventy virgin servants. So do the math.
However, if you do not like women and you have waited until you got to heaven to come out of the closet, then you can have virgin boys. These boys are more beautiful than pearl.
So here you have it!
No wonder many people like Virgin airline and Virgin airplanes!
The correct number is seventy virgin women, and every virgin women comes with seventy virgin servants. So do the math.
However, if you do not like women and you have waited until you got to heaven to come out of the closet, then you can have virgin boys. These boys are more beautiful than pearl.
So here you have it!
70 X 70 = 4,900! Hey! That's too much! Your math is not correct! There is not enough to go around. And remember they all have to be virgins. Once they have been used even just once, they can't be reused for the next holy warrior that ascended. There is no recycling in Heaven!
That's life. One sibling is God and the rest are just ordinary. Look at Michael Jackson, Gianni Versace...
You trying to negotiate with Allah, the ONE TRUE GOD??!!! These pure virgins have been bestowed upon you as His gifts!!! HOW DARE YOU negotiate with Him??!! To Hell you go!! Next!!
Why not? If God is capable of getting Virgin Mary pregnant with his son, then I think he can easily recycle those virgin women.
70+70=140?
Seventy virgins and EACH comes with seventy virgin servants so ONE virgin would have seventy virgin servants but there are seventy virgins ---> 70 (virgins servants) * (for) 70 (virgins) = 4900!!
Hope all those jihadists passed grade 2 math otherwise they wouldn't even know how many virgins they are getting. LOL
Why not? If God is capable of getting Virgin Mary pregnant with his son, then I think he can easily recycle those virgin women.
This is not an issue of capability; this is an issue of integrity and policy. There shall not be recyling of virgins in Heaven!! Genuine virgins only!