Since nobody else will ask, I will... Does Islam have a problem?

LOL NO NOT gigolos, VIRGIN BOYS!!! Gigolos are the equivalent of female prostitutes. The male terrorists get 1000 virgins (presumably girls) so the equivalent of that for female terrorists are virgin boys. There is gender equality in Heaven there even though there might be none on earth.

Perhaps the virgin girls and the virgin boys in heaven should have got married among them.
 
It's getting complicated now. What is the notional equivalent of goats vis a vis young boys for those who do not like women but want to get their reward. Allah is down with the young boys and goats right? Didn't want you to think that I was getting into anything perverted.

Nothing complicated. First in terms of virgins, they are HUMAN virgins so Allah is NOT down with goats so no goats!! I would presume that bestiality is condemned in Islam just like in any other notable religion. Second, Those terrorists are "martyrs", "holy warriors"!! How can martyrs and holy warriors not like women and instead prefer young boys? That would mean they are heretics and they would've been executed long time ago. So all terrorists aka holy warriors who ascend to Heaven would want women and there would be 1000 women untouched by other men waiting for them. That's the deal.
 
Perhaps the virgin girls and the virgin boys in heaven should have got married among them.

Well they can but they cannot consummate their marriage because they have been earmarked for male and female "martyrs" aka terrorists so they MUST remain virgins. Those martyrs have given up their lives and their reward is getting VIRGINS!!
 
Well they can but they cannot consummate their marriage because they have been earmarked for male and female "martyrs" aka terrorists so they MUST remain virgins. Those martyrs have given up their lives and their reward is getting VIRGINS!!

Speaking of Virgins! Christians believe in the story of Virgin Marry and the Miracle conception, yet they make fun of Muslims who believe in Virgin women in Heaven!

The idiocy of the believers never ceases to amaze me!:D
 
Nothing complicated. First in terms of virgins, they are HUMAN virgins so Allah is NOT down with goats so no goats!! I would presume that bestiality is condemned in Islam just like in any other notable religion. Second, Those terrorists are "martyrs", "holy warriors"!! How can martyrs and holy warriors not like women and instead prefer young boys? That would mean they are heretics and they would've been executed long time ago. So all terrorists aka holy warriors who ascend to Heaven would want women and there would be 1000 women untouched by other men waiting for them. That's the deal.



Okay. I am putting them down for a maybe on the goats then.

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Speaking of Virgins! Christians believe in the story of Virgin Marry and the Miracle conception, yet they make fun of Muslims who believe in Virgin women in Heaven!

The idiocy of the believers never ceases to amaze me!:D

Yes but Virgin Mary in Christianity is a mother figure who gave life to God while being pure, not some objects of rewards to some lunatics who took innocent lives on earth all in the name of religion. I think that is the distinction.
 
Well they can but they cannot consummate their marriage because they have been earmarked for male and female "martyrs" aka terrorists so they MUST remain virgins. Those martyrs have given up their lives and their reward is getting VIRGINS!!

Do they have any choice? 1,000 might be too many. Could they negotiate for getting only say 500 or 50? Or only the beautiful looking ones?
 
Yes but Virgin Mary in Christianity is a mother figure who gave life to God while being pure, not some objects of rewards to some lunatics who took innocent lives on earth all in the name of religion. I think that is the distinction.

There is no distinction. In my book, you are all lunatics!:sneaky:
 
Yes but Virgin Mary in Christianity is a mother figure who gave life to God while being pure, not some objects of rewards to some lunatics who took innocent lives on earth all in the name of religion. I think that is the distinction.

Why only one of Virgin Mary's sons is God? The others are not? At least they, Jesus' siblings, should be somebody significant, rather than nobody for nothing? Just curious!
 
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